For all your pretentious talk of being the real Halo fans, and constant whinging that you are 'victimized' by the rest of the Halo community, you boys really are a bunch of low-life jerks. Seriously, what are you, nine years old? Actually, scratch that. I know that most of you must be around that age, or possibly younger. Anyone older than that would be aware of a few small basic human traits such as politeness, and courtesy, and keeping your own head from disappearing entirely up your sphincter. As a girl who also happens to be an avid fan of the Halo universe, I thoroughly enjoyed Alta's update. It was funny, it was different, and she wasn't afraid to poke fun at herself at the expense of a few laughs for us. Unfortunately, it appears to be wasted on the likes of those who populate this forum. Having trouble figuring out the difference between 'deadly seriousness' and a 'joke', are we? Well, don't strain yourself. We don't want you sitting in front of the computer and drooling all over your keyboard for a week. God, you lot really are quite amazingly pathetic. As I can now see that little boys such as yourself have trouble discerning reality from your own self-centered universes, I'll point out the blinding obvious to you. Are you ready? Perhaps you should grab hold of something. BUNGIE DOES NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. The weekly updates are a PRIVILEGE, you pack of losers, not a right. Bungie could easily have left us completely in the dark until Nov 9th, as so many other game developers have done. But because they have a touching degree of respect and contact with their fans, - and you know what? We clearly don't deserve it - they have kept our appetites whetted with these weekly updates. The time spent writing these lengthy summaries, not forgetting redrafts and editing, is certainly considerable. Time that could be spent, oh, I don't know, making the game for ungrateful little turds such as yourselves. But no. Apparently, this level of mutual respect is beyond the ability of the average Halo fan So when for one week - one -blam!- week, retards - the content of the update is less and the fun side of it is more, you start running around panicked like the bunch of big, fat, unwashed, brain-dead chimps that you quite clearly are. This leads, of course, to the outpouring of your righteous rage onto the Bungie forum, which makes every intelligent person who reads your posts hate God for ever inventing a keybaord simple enough to be used by sub-40 IQ's. Such as this exquisite piece of literary criticism - [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ihatebeesdotcom heartless? how bout a date on halo 2 then it being moved, and we find out moved to a year later, then we get no information, this i love bees crap (wich most got our hopes up with i know itll be out on aug 24... but thats fake) that no one will talk about from bungie, and we have some princess talking about hair? whats more heartless?[/quote] I really have no response for such condensed stupidity. Aside from a fervent hope that this type of person is never allowed to reproduce, and further inflict the menace of their gene pool upon the human race. And thank you, to those few staunch souls who have more than five neutrons at their disposal for immediately stamping on this idiocy, and countless other posts like it. I hate to play the cliched gender card here, but I'm sure there were those who responded to Alta's post in mighty monkey anger because they felt it was too 'female' for an update on Halo 2. Oh no, retards! It's a female gamer, intruding upon our sacred domain! Talking about female things! I hope your testicles haven't fallen off from all the oestrogen flying around. Honestly, I wouldn't put it past some of those wastes of life thinking that it was crap because it was 'girly'. So the next time you're scratching and farting on your computer chair, wishing you weren't fat or ugly or girlfriendless, spare a moment to perhaps consider the feelings of others before you inflict your baseless 'sthupidity' on the rest of us. Just because Bungie's update is not packed to the brim with content, for ONE MISERABLE WEEK is not an excuse for such disgusting rudeness, and a pitiful lack of gratitude for all Bungie has given us.