ring.....
ring....
me: Bueno!
person: Yes, may i speak to matthew klure?
me: NO, is thins a sales call?
person: (very meek voice) yes
me: please don't call here.
Click.
discuss.
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You: Hello? Tele:Hi! Im selling... Y: Hold on a sec. To the side: Hey Bob, just put the body in the truck! Bob: Which one? The one with the stolen crack and the barrels of cyanide or the one with all those Ak-47's? You: Ummmm... Try both. If theres no room in either, you can just use the trebuche... By that time the telemarketer should have hung up.