"THE DRUNK SIDE OF THE FORCE"
Look out! Look out!
Luke Skywalker is very Drunk
He killed Micheal Jordan while making a slam dunk
He's cutting down trees with his lightsaber
He's really starting to piss off the neighbor
With the cops he's putting up a fight
Looks like the force is with sobriety tonight
"KANGAROOS"
Wild Kangaroos are on the loose
They just kicked a canadian goose
They started to smash up the town
So some hicks decided to take them down
The hicks had fun poking the kangaroos with sticks
Until the kangaroos started punching the hicks
The hicks went down with a single swing
And screwed up the whole thing
But then a monk shot them in the head
Then they all fell dead
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Read it aloud then get back to me. Besides, I just learned to read and write last week. So cut me some slacky, Jacky! ("slacky, jacky" does that qualify for you precious poetry corner?) [Edited on 6/18/2004 10:40:37 PM]