Yo mama is so fat, she got her own zip code. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!". Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!". Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.