My qualifications:
1.) I clean very often. My room is spotless and I make sure it is always more than presentable.
2.) My specialties include making sure all eating surfaces(a.k.a. every place in Bungie HQ) are sanitary and perfect.
3.) While not cleaning, I will be head chef and snack maker.
4.) I am willing to re-locate for the job
My demands:
1.) Unlimited access to indoor rock wall
2.) I tag along to parties
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I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.