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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...

So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :( [Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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  • say you were eating a fugdecicle when you opened the cage. As soon as you opened the cage, the parrot flew out and knocked the fudgecicle out of your hand and fell to the floor. When you picked it up you noticed that it's beak was stuck shut. because of the chocolate from the fudgecicle so you decided to take it to the vet. The next day when you when you checked on the parrot, you discovered that it had died. You then took it to the vet and he said that the parrots heart exploded. Then you should tell them youre sorry for their loss and ask them if theres anything you can do to help. Im a good lier...

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