Mine is "If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls"--Buck, Halo 3 ODST.
[Edited on 02.17.2011 11:06 AM PST]
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Grunt referring to the Master Chief- "You know, at this point, if the demon gets us and rips out our little skulls, and takes off our backpacks then humps us with his big, demony butt, we deserve it!"