I know it's a big shocker coming, but.... April Fool's! Just for clarification: 1) These forum rules are a joke, obviously :-) 2) The Forum Ninjas were in on every part of this joke and it was conducted only with the permission and supervision of the Web Team. Other April Fool's day pranks and imitations are not permitted without similar permission and supervision. 3) I am not wearing pants. 4) Credit for the OP goes to all of the Forum Ninjas who came up with funny/wacky rules. BUT, if you thought that anything in the OP was not funny, blame Qbix. Thanks for your participation and amusing replies. See you next year... MAYBE!!