Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Get coup.
[i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i]
Step Two: Post often.
[i]This should be obvious.[/i]
Step Three: Break the rules every now and then.
[i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i]
Step Four: Don't be a phony.
[i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i]
Step Five: Have outrageous opinions.
[i]This is a must.[/i]
Step Six: Don't use memes.
[i]Seriously.[/i]
Step Seven: Claim to be a girl
[i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i]
Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads.
[i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i]
Step Nine: Have a memorable username.
[i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i]
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]
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Okay, who keeps necrobumping my threads?
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Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.
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I lol'd. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz The reason this thread hasn't been locked yet is because Garem is actually working for Bungie and this thread is just a distraction while they initiate [b]step 7.[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Step Seven: Claim to be a girl[/quote] BUNGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Nothin wrong with being a brony.[/quote] I smell discussion value.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz The reason this thread hasn't been locked yet is because Garem is actually working for Bungie and this thread is just a distraction while they initiate [b]step 7.[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Step Seven: Claim to be a girl[/quote] BUNGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Edited on 12.29.2012 7:02 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dratron I like how Garem has essentially made himself go from unknown to infamous with a guide to popularity, don't think it's quite irony, but it's pretty damn good.[/quote] A lot of people also know me from my thread against phonies.
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The reason this thread hasn't been locked yet is because Garem is actually working for Bungie and this thread is just a distraction while they initiate step 7. [Edited on 12.29.2012 7:01 PM PST]
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I like how Garem has essentially made himself go from unknown to infamous with a guide to popularity, don't think it's quite irony, but it's pretty damn good.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.[/quote] We could always discuss the fact that there is no discussion value.[/quote] That shouldn't even happen to begin with. This thread has gone on for to long.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] I keep them busy.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.[/quote] We could always discuss the fact that there is no discussion value.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 This still hasn't been locked?[/quote] nope.avi
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.[/quote] YES THERE IS. Discuss the steps, or suggest a new step.
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This still hasn't been locked?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill Guys, who cares if a pony made this thread. It made me a [b]man[/b][/quote] mother of... F -blam!- !
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WrongLord Garem is a phony.[/quote] Have fun lying to yourself, champ.
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Guys, who cares if a pony made this thread. It made me a [b]man[/b]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WrongLord Garem is a phony.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT Why should I listen to you, when I don't even know you?[/quote] The post that started it all.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragondude8o Best thread ever.[/quote]
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Best thread ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Save this thread to become more popular.[/quote] why?[/quote] Because he wants to be a bigger Phony.[/quote] is that like a brony?[/quote] Nothin wrong with being a brony. Just being a Phony is bad.
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Garem is a phony.