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12/27/2012 4:49:03 AM
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Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)
Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Get coup.
[i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i]
Step Two: Post often.
[i]This should be obvious.[/i]
Step Three: Break the rules every now and then.
[i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i]
Step Four: Don't be a phony.
[i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i]
Step Five: Have outrageous opinions.
[i]This is a must.[/i]
Step Six: Don't use memes.
[i]Seriously.[/i]
Step Seven: Claim to be a girl
[i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i]
Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads.
[i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i]
Step Nine: Have a memorable username.
[i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i]
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] car15 How does your obsession with popularity not make you yourself a phony, Garem?[/quote] I don't care about popularity. I'm just trying to help others get it. You see?
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How does your obsession with popularity not make you yourself a phony, Garem?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] igaremed69 Garem will walk through a cave of cow saliva.[/quote] And become a Cave Phony.[/quote] Of course.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] igaremed69 [/quote]Oh my.[/quote] Pretty messed up, eh? People are idiots.[/quote]You know, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] igaremed69 [/quote]Oh my.[/quote] Pretty messed up, eh? People are idiots.[/quote] Nah most of the flood thinks your a Phony now. Almost any thread you make now will result in someone saying Phony.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] igaremed69 [/quote]Oh my.[/quote] Pretty messed up, eh? People are idiots.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] igaremed69 [/quote]Oh my.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] igaremed69 Garem will walk through a cave of cow saliva.[/quote] And become a Cave Phony.
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Garem will walk through a cave of cow saliva.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Why hasn't this thread been locked yet. There's been no discussion value since page 1.[/quote] Discuss the steps, and suggest new steps. Discussion value.
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Why hasn't this thread been locked yet. There's been no discussion value since page 1.
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This is missing a lot. And it encourages rule breaking.
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@CrazyT Christ, I had to eat. Give me a break. And I'll PM you. One sec.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divine Rose This thread has been useless for a couple of pages now. [/quote]It became useless since the first page.[/quote] Exactly, he's only been on here for like months but now he thinks he can make a guide to flood popularity. This awful, cancer giving thread, is what made him INFAMOUS. It's okay though, we know he is ifarted69's brother. So I guess these threads kind of run in their blood [Edited on 12.29.2012 10:04 AM PST]
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As much as you guys hate this thread, it has more pages than the bottom Top Forum Topic, and it probably going to get on the sidebar soon.
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Nah, coups are for losers.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divine Rose This thread has been useless for a couple of pages now. [/quote]This thread was useless from the first post. Who in their right mind cares about their popularity on an internet forum?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divine Rose This thread has been useless for a couple of pages now. [/quote]It became useless since the first page.
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This thread has been useless for a couple of pages now.
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Step 10: Don't bump your own thread [i]No one cares about updates, once it's dead, it's dead.[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Mythic 7 That's cool. But you didn't directly rebut my statement, so I am right?[/quote]Nope, I'm not the one that has the burden to provide proof. Now excuse me, I'll be waiting for him to post in place of you.[/quote]k
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Mythic 7 That's cool. But you didn't directly rebut my statement, so I am right?[/quote]Nope, I'm not the one that has the burden to provide proof. Now excuse me, I'll be waiting for him to post in place of you.
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Yes, it shows that if what you say is true then his main was banned and this Alt he's posting on only further proves he's incapable of learning his lesson. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Mythic 7 It's pretty obvious why he won't post on it. Or link it. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Mythic 7 Kinda is if you're the one who wants to see it.[/quote]I like how you come out of the blue to support him, just as he disappears. Just my one cent, though.[/quote]That's cool. But you didn't directly rebut my statement, so I am right?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Mythic 7 Kinda is if you're the one who wants to see it.[/quote]I like how you come out of the blue to support him, just as he disappears. Just my one cent, though.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Mythic 7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Mythic 7 He has another account.[/quote]That's irrelevant if he won't link it or use it to post.[/quote]It's pretty obvious why he won't post on it. Or link it.[/quote] Hmmmm...... I think I know now.
