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12/27/2012 4:49:03 AM
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Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)
Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Get coup.
[i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i]
Step Two: Post often.
[i]This should be obvious.[/i]
Step Three: Break the rules every now and then.
[i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i]
Step Four: Don't be a phony.
[i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i]
Step Five: Have outrageous opinions.
[i]This is a must.[/i]
Step Six: Don't use memes.
[i]Seriously.[/i]
Step Seven: Claim to be a girl
[i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i]
Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads.
[i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i]
Step Nine: Have a memorable username.
[i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i]
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]
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Yeah! And we should bring the fat navbar back, too!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid Well, OP has figured out how to get a hot topic.[/quote] Yeah but any ol average joe can get those nowadays. Hot topics are noobified.[/quote]yeah hot topics are so mainstream, maaaaaaan[/quote]agreed, inanity needs a nerf
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid Well, OP has figured out how to get a hot topic.[/quote] Yeah but any ol average joe can get those nowadays. Hot topics are noobified.[/quote]yeah hot topics are so mainstream, maaaaaaan[/quote] No no, he is saying there is no skill gap. And after Zanzibar, the skill gap has decreased. All these newer members come in, toting their terrible ideas of popularity, and being credited the same as the truly wiser, more superior parody thread creators of the past. And I agree with that. There simply needs to be a larger skill gap between the two groups in order to properly distinguish the lesser skilled thread makers from the truly talented ones.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gh0st is Bad Every time some retard goes and uses the word "phony," I feel the need to strangle a cat with my dick. [/quote]You're a closet furry
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid Well, OP has figured out how to get a hot topic.[/quote] Yeah but any ol average joe can get those nowadays. Hot topics are noobified.[/quote]yeah hot topics are so mainstream, maaaaaaan
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Every time some retard goes and uses the word "phony," I feel the need to strangle a cat with my dick.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity I wonder if my coup is still there. [/quote] I don't see it.[/quote]It must've been removed when I uninstalled the plug-in.[/quote]Still there Riddler coup[/quote] Now I see it. Odd it took a long time to load his coup.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity I wonder if my coup is still there. [/quote] I don't see it.[/quote] I see it...? Coup can randomly go down for a short time.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien Quitonmee What about the Sangheili anatomy, OP?[/quote] How did I know you would post this Vien.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity I wonder if my coup is still there. [/quote] I don't see it.[/quote]It must've been removed when I uninstalled the plug-in.[/quote]Still there Riddler coup
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity I wonder if my coup is still there. [/quote] I don't see it.[/quote]It must've been removed when I uninstalled the plug-in.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid Well, OP has figured out how to get a hot topic.[/quote] Yeah but any ol average joe can get those nowadays. Hot topics are noobified.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Yes[/quote]You win this round, mate.[/quote] Tell me when you want to start round 2.
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Well, OP has figured out how to get a hot topic.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Yes[/quote]You win this round, mate.
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What about the Sangheili anatomy, OP?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity I wonder if my coup is still there. [/quote] I don't see it.
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I wonder if my coup is still there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Someone Jelly?[/quote]Of what? Slapping kittens?[/quote] Yes
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Someone Jelly?[/quote]Of what? Slapping kittens?
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this thread makes me miss the night flood lounge.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Hey guys. Your lord has arrived. Please, please, no photography. It ruins the glisten in my eyes. [/quote] I read that as no pronznography.. What's on my mind?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thrasher Fan Be petitminou. /thread[/quote] lawl I remember this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jew man man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man I used to be harlow tier.[/quote] What does that mean? What's harlow?[/quote] he r ded guy dat nobody liek.[/quote] How do you know he's dead? How do you know he's not just hibernating until springtime? [/quote] Shh.
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Be petitminou. /thread
