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12/27/2012 4:49:03 AM
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Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)
Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Get coup.
[i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i]
Step Two: Post often.
[i]This should be obvious.[/i]
Step Three: Break the rules every now and then.
[i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i]
Step Four: Don't be a phony.
[i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i]
Step Five: Have outrageous opinions.
[i]This is a must.[/i]
Step Six: Don't use memes.
[i]Seriously.[/i]
Step Seven: Claim to be a girl
[i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i]
Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads.
[i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i]
Step Nine: Have a memorable username.
[i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i]
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]
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Wait, who would want to be popular here. Out of the people I recognized here, I only like a small selection and I wouldnt call them big names. Its not much of an accomplishment to be known around here.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divine Rose Still bumping your own thread huh?[/quote] For the last time. Two things: one, it wasn't me who replied. Two, it's not a bump if it adds discussion value.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divine Rose Still bumping your own thread huh?[/quote] Shutup rose.
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Still bumping your own thread huh?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHAOLINMONKEY 93 Popularity is completely overrated. [/quote] Then why post here?
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Having a title higher than a member's helps too.
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Popularity is completely overrated.
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This thread is a lie.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nativeguy216 Whoa! A guide to being popular!! Maybe I'll finally get noticed after 4 years.[/quote] Hope it helps. :)
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Oh yes, I can't wait to be popular on internet.
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Phonies. All of you, phonies. Get on my level. [Edited on 12.29.2012 2:09 AM PST]
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Whoa! A guide to being popular!! Maybe I'll finally get noticed after 4 years.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 Step Four: Don't make up terms.[/quote] lol@ thinking phony is a made up term.[/quote] Yes I know it comes from catcher in the rye, but no one uses it, so it carries no meaning behind it. You may as well be making it up.[/quote] Are you that dry? It means trying to be something that you're not. Being phony. I'm not making up a thing, mate.[/quote] But no one uses it besides you. It has no meaning.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz I have to go brothers, but I will be back in a few hours and we will continue to attack Garem because he is a phony.[/quote] Ok
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I have to go brothers, but I will be back in a few hours and we will continue to attack Garem because he is a phony.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers He was saying you should follow step 3.[/quote] Ooops. Meant to say that he follows step 2. Even I get them mixed up sometimes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie OK, do I fit anywhere in this model of yours?[/quote] Charlie is famous, cool, and not a phony.[/quote] He was also implying Charlie should be banned.[/quote]What did I do this time?[/quote] He was saying you should follow step 3.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 Step Four: Don't make up terms.[/quote] lol@ thinking phony is a made up term.[/quote] Yes I know it comes from catcher in the rye, but no one uses it, so it carries no meaning behind it. You may as well be making it up.[/quote] Are you that dry? It means trying to be something that you're not. Being phony. I'm not making up a thing, mate.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie OK, do I fit anywhere in this model of yours?[/quote] Charlie is famous, cool, and not a phony.[/quote] He was also implying Charlie should be banned.[/quote]What did I do this time?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 Step Four: Don't make up terms.[/quote] lol@ thinking phony is a made up term.[/quote] Yes I know it comes from catcher in the rye, but no one uses it, so it carries no meaning behind it. You may as well be making it up.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie OK, do I fit anywhere in this model of yours?[/quote] Charlie is famous, cool, and not a phony.[/quote] He was also implying Charlie should be banned.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 Step Four: Don't make up terms.[/quote] lol@ thinking phony is a made up term.[/quote] We have a phony here.[/quote] Indeed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie OK, do I fit anywhere in this model of yours?[/quote] Charlie is famous, cool, and not a phony.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 Step Four: Don't make up terms.[/quote] lol@ thinking phony is a made up term.[/quote] We have a phony here.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 Step Four: Don't make up terms.[/quote] lol@ thinking phony is a made up term.
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Garem is trying to cast a spell upon us.
