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12/24/2012 8:42:29 PM
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas

[quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] Wumpa Warrior 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum, Not a user was stirring, not from the quorum. The stockings were hung by the inbox with care, In hopes that Achronos soon would be there. The members were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Shishka danced in their heads. And Urk in his 'kerchief, and Deej in his cap, Had just put away their keyboards for a long winter's nap. When out on the forums there arose such a clatter, Deej sprang from idling to see what was the matter. Away to the forum he clicked like a master, Wishing his internet speed was just a bit faster. He blamed Stosh, despite his connection, Checking out his avatar in the screen's reflection. When, he looked at the browser and exclaimed "Good God!" He saw Achronos himself, and eight terrifying mods. A forum master so wise, lord-like and smart, With a cowboy hat on, and Ling-Ling next to his heart. More rapid than spartans his moderators came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Bobcast! now, Tom T! now, Yoozel and Duardo! On, Qbix! On, Recon! on, Nedus and El Roboto! To the top of the forum! to the top of the page! One of us! One of us must alert Sage!" As swag bags that before Bungie Day sold, When they opened a topic, they met with a troll. So up to the top the mouse-wheels they flew, With a fistful of lighting bolts, and banhammers too. I was browsing the site, mind full of boredom, Scrolling through pages from almost every forum. When I clicked on a link, I was filled with dismay, I was looking at a picture of Achronos on Bungie Day. He was dressed in a gorilla suit and a cowboy hat, All furry and intimidating and things like that. Something, a jetpack, he had strapped to himself, "He looks pretty awesome", I said to myself. As I close down for the night, to the mods I give praise, You've been keeping this site clean for many a day. But I will exclaim, 'ere I log out of this site, "Merry Christmas to all members, and to all a good-night!" [/quote] Originally posted in 2010, by yours truly. Have a festive holiday bnet!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 This is now officially a yearly tradition. Wumpa, you are no longer allowed to ever leave the site. Ever. We will find you. Happy Bungiemas![/quote]
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  • Pretty damn good, lol'd at some parts. Happy Holidays you b.net'rs!
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  • Awesome! :D [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76502196&viewreplies=true]Merry Christmas from me to all of you![/url]
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  • Brought just as many laughs as when I read it last year. Happy Holidays everyone.
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    Haha, I remember this thread. Happy holidays everyone!
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  • That was actually pretty good. Merry Christmas Seventh Column...and to all a good night!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The S bot 9000 I did one of these today! [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76485684]What do you guys think?[/url] Note: I had no idea somebody did this last year.[/quote] Seems copied.. And half of it doesn't rhyme.
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  • I really enjoyed this, thank you!
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  • This filled me with Bungie-Christmas joy.
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  • Party on Garth! Hey, that was good!
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  • God bless us, everyone!
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  • Nice! Merry Christmas everyone!
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  • I did one of these today! [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76485684]What do you guys think?[/url] Note: I had no idea somebody did this last year.
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  • Merry christmas Bnet!
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  • Merry Christmas :3
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  • Nice
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    Awesome... Merry Christmas and a Happy holiday to all!
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  • TL;DR However, merry Christmas to everyone, or holidays, or Kwanzaa or Hanukkah, etc.
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  • nice poem, I almost became emotional. Happy Holidays my fellow forum-goers.
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  • Ye, I feel you bro. But I do believe I'm speaking for many of us who just didn't bother reading it. tl;dr
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  • Nice! Merry Christmas everyone!
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  • That was great. 10/10
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  • Happy Holidays Community!!
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  • Generic_Holiday_Greeting_Mode_Activated- -_Happy_\Holidays_\Everybody_\::_!/!/!/ -->(End_Transmission):Terminate
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    Happy Holidays seventh column! Also, I love the updated poem.
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