Clearly, the world's greasiest minds are gathered here. We can do anything we set our minds too.
Let's brainstorm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dazarobbo Reset the calendar.[/quote]
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This may help people coming up to the 21st; The first step is to identify exactly what the problem is (good luck finding something capable of destroying an entire planet) the second step is to tackle it at its source (the media), the third step is if you cannot solve the problem, you prepare for the affects of the problem (I have achieved this by disregarding all prophesied messages of doom).
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We will replace ourselves with mannequins then once we fooled the universe we come out of the ground with mechs and blow the universe up.
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Everyone ejaculate at once.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mythical Wolf Armor lock.[/quote] Armor Lock the Earth!
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We should start sacrificial ceremonies again! First we sacrifice virgins and then have a mass orgy ending in more sacrifice, it's the only way!
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World domination.
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Armor lock.
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Let's take planet Earth, and [i]push[/i] it somewhere else!
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Summon Cthulhu.
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If we cry hard enough, it might stop.
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Close our eyes and sit in a corner weeping and telling the end to go away?
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YOU CAN NOT STOP MY PLANS. WHAT HAS BEEN SET IN MOTION CAN NOT BE STOPPED.
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Procreate like rabbits. Maybe, if we can produce enough babies, we can appease the Dark Ones with a mass sacrifice.
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It's simple really, we breed, non stop. When whatever disaster shows up, our numbers will be so massive, someone aught to survive!
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Let's make it end on the 20th instead!
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We need to do whatever we want. YOLO!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prototype117 Bacon. Lots of it.[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A]Rub some bacon on it.[/url] (1:52) [Edited on 12.12.2012 9:42 AM PST]
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm2a-xxpou0]We don't.[/url]
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poop is the answer.
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We take earth... ...and push it over there
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Close the gates of hell, sacrificing one of us to do it?
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Use a condom. Edit: OR get planet Earth, and push it somewhere else! [Edited on 12.12.2012 9:29 AM PST]
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We could always frog blast the vent core.
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We dig a big hole, and hide in it.
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It's simple, we offer a sacrifice. Let's offer someone, and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBxywtW2Hbk]chant[/url] until they are accepted so that we may live.