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12/1/2012 3:57:56 PM
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I Knew Destiny Details Before All of You...
I tried to level with all of you... I tried hinting under the very nose of Bungie, what was to come in the future. I tried to tell you through cryptic signals and messages, but my voice was quelled by the demands of non-believers. But none of this bothers me, because I knew first, of the things that were to come.
I made many a thread trying to share, hoping and praying someone would pick up and understand the message, and I'm sure many of you recall these threads even though you failed to understand their intent.
Take [url=http://m.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74931220]this thread[/url] for example. Almost all were oblivious to the clear almost transparent clue that I gave... Oh how I was disappointed. Are you [i]still[/i] failing to see it? Read the question list from top to bottom, first word, first letter only.
What does it spell?
Dragons. Correct.
Now read it from bottom to top... And behold the foretelling of Destiny.
SNOGARD.
[url=http://m.bungie.net/images/News/Inline12/Again/thirdtimesthecharm.jpg]Snowguards. The Guardians of Snow...[/url]
Maybe next time, you'll listen.
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inb4BungiehastochangethenameoftheworldbecauseHelveckwasdeadaccurateaboutit Helveck is a genius, Let's face it guys.
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I bet Helveck has an uncle that works for Bungie.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Verachi I bet Helveck has an uncle that works for Bungie.[/quote] Close! My best friends brother in law has a sister who once worked with a guy who's father lived next to a man that was married to a lady who has a brother that is acquaintances with a guy who once actually passed by the building where Bungie probably works out of. [Edited on 12.01.2012 11:34 AM PST]
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I know the meaning of life. So suck it, Helveck. BAM.
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Wait, people actually like Helveck? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PermeableProgo I like you helveck, but unless you are trying to be sarcastic this thread is horridly stupid, anyone can go around arraigning the letters at the start of sentences, most 10 yearolds can. Also it's a pretty safe bet to assume there will be snow in an upcoming game. Tell me of one halo game that didn't have snow in it? (aside from odst, that was a city). [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Helveck [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Verachi I bet Helveck has an uncle that works for Bungie.[/quote] Close! My best friends brother in law has a sister who once worked with a guy who's father lived next to a man that was married to a lady who has a brother that is acquaintances with a guy who once actually passed by the building where Bungie probably works out of. [/quote] That is pretty close.
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I dont even...
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I had a private message sent to me by Helvic telling me not to get on the plane for the stag do in Amsterdam! I told all my friends to get off with me and the plane crashed and killed everyone on board! Since then all my friends that were ment to be on that plane have died one by one in strange circumstances! Now I feel like a dark shadow is stalking me!
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How could we all have been so foolish? [Edited on 12.01.2012 12:37 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3 devil How could we all have been so foolish?[/quote] Don't encourage him
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3 devil How could we all have been so foolish?[/quote]
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So what are we discussing here?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PermeableProgo Also it's a pretty safe bet to assume there will be snow in an upcoming game. Tell me of one halo game that didn't have snow in it? (aside from odst, that was a city). [/quote]That's just like how every Halo game has a desert in it. Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3: ODST, and Reach don't count, because they do not take place in deserts. :)
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Helvick, the true meaning of hipster.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3 devil How could we all have been so foolish?[/quote] Don't encourage him[/quote]Seriously. My throat is already full from the last time this was shoved down it.
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If only awesome were an anagram of Helveck.
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Cool. Thanks for naming them for me. Now I somewhat know what I called dibs on!
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What does it mean? Its so bright and so vivid!
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There is now no doubt in my mind that Helveck trades Canadian government secrets to urk for Destiny information. The whole dragons thing is just a cover. You've been exposed Helvike!
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No ones cramming anything down your throat. Whether you decide to read and participate in my threads is up to you, not me. So stop force feeding yourself and trying to make it out like I'm forcefully subjecting you to some horrible experience. It's all on you, buddy. Other people enjoy the light-hearted silliness whilst we wait in boredom, if you don't like it, why even bother sticking around to complain besides to get a bit of attention or to release some pent up misdirected youthful anger? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3 devil How could we all have been so foolish?[/quote] Don't encourage him[/quote]Seriously. My throat is already full from the last time this was shoved down it.[/quote]
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Helveck, have i ever mentioned that i'm madly in love with you?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Helveck [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Verachi I bet Helveck has an uncle that works for Bungie.[/quote] Close! My best friends brother in law has a sister who once worked with a guy who's father lived next to a man that was married to a lady who has a brother that is acquaintances with a guy who once actually passed by the building where Bungie probably works out of. [/quote] I think you misspelled correct with close. The guy that passed by the building where Bungie probably works out of was your uncle. Why was your uncle passing in front of Bungie's building? Because he works there duhhh. You could have just said yes you silly goose. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3 devil How could we all have been so foolish?[/quote] Don't encourage him[/quote]Seriously. My throat is already full from the last time this was shoved down it.[/quote] That's what she said.
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No, but now that you have I think it's safe to acknowledge that us holding hands is completely acceptable. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The EAKLE Helveck, have i ever mentioned that i'm madly in love with you?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Helveck No ones cramming anything down your throat. Whether you decide to read and participate in my threads is up to you, not me. So stop force feeding yourself and trying to make it out like I'm forcefully subjecting you to some horrible experience. It's all on you, buddy. Other people enjoy the light-hearted silliness whilst we wait in boredom, if you don't like it, why even bother sticking around to complain besides to get a bit of attention or to release some pent up misdirected youthful anger?[/quote]You're cramming this down our throats. There's nothing much else relevant going on so I see the crap. As of yet, there's no way to avoid it. Hopefully in Bungie.next we can just choose to block threads like this, but it is not the case right now. They are on the front page, they are repetitive, and they are insistent. I'd recommend trying to learn more than one trick, buddy. Other people are bored, because Bungie.net is not very exciting while there is darkness. I don't like it, but I stick around because I enjoy most other things about this community. Your threads just happen to not be one of those things, for reasons already stated. Don't take everything so personally. Instead, try to focus on improving the quality of your threads, and making them about things other than the same topic every time. Being a one-trick pony seems like it would get boring very quickly.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior As of yet, there's no way to avoid it. [/quote] Go play outside.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] relliK42 Are you a prophet? [/quote]
