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10/7/2012 3:46:34 AM
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Alcohol should be illegal
Alcohol is a dangerous and addictive drug.
In modern society alcohol causes nothing but trouble. It turns people into crazy stupid idiots. It causes the death of many innocent people and it ruins families.
For the safety of America alcohol needs to be a criminalized schedule 1 controlled substance.
Now before everyone comes in and says
"HERP DERP THE PROHIBITION ALREADY FAILED ONCE"
That is because they did not enforce it enough. If anyone is found to be in possession of alcohol they should get an [b][i]AUTOMATIC[/b][/i] 20 years in prison. Nobody would risk messing with alcohol if they knew that they are one slip up away from 20 years in the pen. And thus any blackmarket alcohol sellers would have nobody to sell to and would quickly give up. or get caught and get put away for 20 years.
With this new policy in place alcoholics would either stop drinking or get put away for 20 years.
Drunk drivers would disappear ( Driving while under the influence should be a capital offense punishable by death )
And the world would be a safer place.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxhargbeastxX Look at how drugs are enforced, and there's not much stopping them. If my memory serves me correctly, a large number of drunk-driving deaths are drug related as well.[/quote] Again not many people would mess with alcohol or drugs if they knew it was 20 years in prison. Or if DUI was a capital offense.[/quote]How would you justify raising taxes to pay for all those incarcerated criminals? You're looking at billions of dollars of revenue you would need.
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Sounds good to me. Let's put more non-violent offenders in prison! It's not like the US's incarceration rates are the highest in the world.[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate] Oh wait...[/url]
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It will never happen lol Who will ever propose such a law [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxhargbeastxX Look at how drugs are enforced, and there's not much stopping them. If my memory serves me correctly, a large number of drunk-driving deaths are drug related as well.[/quote] Again not many people would mess with alcohol or drugs if they knew it was 20 years in prison. Or if DUI was a capital offense.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gioger Meh, let people get drunk and get into car accidents, their own stupid fault.[/quote] Thing is most fatalities as a result of drunk driving were from perfectly sober second-hand people.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxhargbeastxX Look at how drugs are enforced, and there's not much stopping them. If my memory serves me correctly, a large number of drunk-driving deaths are drug related as well.[/quote] Again not many people would mess with alcohol or drugs if they knew it was 20 years in prison. Or if DUI was a capital offense.
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Look at how drugs are enforced, and there's not much stopping them. If my memory serves me correctly, a large number of drunk-driving deaths are drug related as well.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 Those people would be inept parent anyways, So its not a big issue.[/quote]Do you have clear and present evidence?[/quote] Here is my clear and present evidence. Teen parents.[/quote]Teen parents can't even legally buy alcohol, so whether or not booze is legal is irrelevant.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enemy of Godd Jesus Christ Flood, I can't believe you people have been trolled so hard for 15 pages. This is really depressing.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 Those people would be inept parent anyways, So its not a big issue.[/quote]Do you have clear and present evidence?[/quote] Here is my clear and present evidence. Teen parents.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funny314 [i] THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PORCHES!!!!!! [/i] So do you like Porches, flood?[/quote] i love porches
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 Those people would be inept parent anyways, So its not a big issue.[/quote]Do you have clear and present evidence?
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[i] THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PORCHES!!!!!! [/i] So do you like Porches, flood?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 Those people would be inept parent anyways, So its not a big issue.[/quote]You're a real downer, you know that?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.[/quote] Don't be stupid. If you banned babies you would be effectively stopping the human race.[/quote]If you ban drugs and alcohol, people will have significantly less sex, thus fewer babies...[/quote] Not enough to make a real impact. [/quote]Clearly you underestimate how often people have sex when they're drunk.[/quote] Those people would be inept parent anyways, So its not a big issue.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.[/quote] Don't be stupid. If you banned babies you would be effectively stopping the human race.[/quote]It will also effectively stop drunk driving.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.[/quote] Don't be stupid. If you banned babies you would be effectively stopping the human race.[/quote]If you ban drugs and alcohol, people will have significantly less sex, thus fewer babies...[/quote] Not enough to make a real impact. [/quote]Clearly you underestimate how often people have sex when they're drunk.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.[/quote] Don't be stupid. If you banned babies you would be effectively stopping the human race.[/quote]If you ban drugs and alcohol, people will have significantly less sex, thus fewer babies...[/quote] Not enough to make a real impact.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.[/quote] Don't be stupid. If you banned babies you would be effectively stopping the human race.[/quote]If you ban drugs and alcohol, people will have significantly less sex, thus fewer babies...
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You know, this was tried once. It didn't work so well. The definition of insanity is trying the dame thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 As much as I agree that alcohol is worse than drugs, making it illegal will not help. [/quote] Yes it will. No alcohol. No alcohol related issues.[/quote] Bahahah! That works so well with drugs. Flawless reasoning OP, absolutely flawless.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lucking spartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 As much as I agree that alcohol is worse than drugs, making it illegal will not help. [/quote] Yes it will. No alcohol. No alcohol related issues.[/quote]We should ban weapons, too. Their only purpose is to kill things.[/quote] we should ban puppies too.[/quote]We should also ban Legos. Think of the poor children that choke on them!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.[/quote] BABIES ARE EVIL.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 As much as I agree that alcohol is worse than drugs, making it illegal will not help. [/quote] Yes it will. No alcohol. No alcohol related issues.[/quote] Hmm or it will be just like weed or any other drug that has to be smuggled and what not. Dude u just dont think. [Edited on 10.07.2012 9:30 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant omega Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.[/quote] Don't be stupid. If you banned babies you would be effectively stopping the human race.
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Ban babies! With no babies, the death will stop permanently.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 As much as I agree that alcohol is worse than drugs, making it illegal will not help. [/quote] Yes it will. No alcohol. No alcohol related issues.[/quote]We should ban weapons, too. Their only purpose is to kill things.[/quote] we should ban puppies too.
