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Go on a killing spree.
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Hi, I'm ______, would you go to homecoming with me?
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I don't have an old man. Good idea with the money.
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Sign off of B.net... Go to your old man, Tell him the 'man code'... [i]It is the only way he knows your ready, it's sacred information passed on from worthy father to worthy son...[/i]
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Offer her money.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 >"hey" >"hey >"go homecome" >"yes" >"yes"[/quote] Sounds like you asked her if she was going to go home and have sex with herself.
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I think that you're trying to boos you forum rank..
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Guy above me is awesome.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Drifter Hey [inset name], do you want to go to homecoming with me?[/quote]
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>"hey" >"hey >"go homecome" >"yes" >"yes"
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Hell there fair lady. Would you do the honor of accompanying me to the homecoming game?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Diluvium DickFaceConnor.[/quote]You just bumped all your threads from yesterday, start a new one.
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DickFaceConnor.
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Who the hell bumped this?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilentSnoFall Tell her you are pregnant and it is hers, then she has to stay with you! The dance will come without asking shortly after, she might even ask you.[/quote] If this doesn't work, use Toast/Envelope as a backup plan.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Diluvium I'm s3xy.[/quote] K. Then ask her (if you're good friends with her of course)
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I'm s3xy.
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If you're good friends with her just ask her casually and she'll most likely go with you (unless your super ugly)
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I don't have any. :(
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Ask a friend, not your crush.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 So you made this alt solely to ask for advice on girl problems?[/quote] Glad I'm not the only one to catch that.
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Bump.
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Bump.
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?" Works every time..
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You will need a good pick-up line, OP. Fortunately for you, I have a couple already loaded. "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in." or "I'll -blam!- you so hard, I'll scramble your eggs." lastly "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first." Those are my favorites. They seem to work for me, but it is all about delivery, OP. I went through the trouble of finding a website filled with pick-up lines for you. Just find the one that suits your character the most and roll with it. Don't practice the lines. It has to be natural. If all goes as planned, you will have more than a date to homecoming. Good luck. [url=http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/]Website[/url] [Edited on 10.02.2012 8:52 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Donovan McNabb Roses are red Violets are blue You're coming to homecoming with me Because I'm bigger than you[/quote]I laughed. Really, just ask. It's a simple question with a simple answer.