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9/4/2012 2:02:08 AM
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Is it just me...or is Cortana now irresistibly hot?
Seriously Cortana is the most perfect looking women I have ever seen. I mean hot damn when that new ViDoc came out and I saw [url=http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/a/a4/Cortana_halo4start.png]this[/url] on my screen I just about lost it. Never before has a women made me feel like this. Just seeing her smile made me feel all warm and happy inside. Her face is perfect, her body is shaped just the way I like it, and her voice is as sexy as ever. I don't know about you guys but I'm going to have some trouble paying attention to the story whenever Cortana is on the screen. If for some reason you haven't seen the new Cortana yet, don't worry I've compiled some new footage below for your viewing pleasure.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m18s]Cortana's face at 0:17[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m26s]Cortana's legs at 0:26[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m56s]Cortana's legs again at 0:56[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=1m3s]Cortana's sexy smile and arm cross at 1:03[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=2m10s]Cortana looking pretty damn sexy for almost 40 seconds 2:10-2:46[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=2m19s]Pay no attention to this link[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=3m6s]Cortana's longing stare at 3:06.[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=3m10s]Don't make a girl a promise...[/url]
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That's gendered marketing for ya. I honestly don't think that Cortana is irresistibly hot, but she is admittedly more attractive now that she looks more like a human.
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She's uglier now.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Creeper Seriously Cortana is the most perfect looking women I have ever seen. I mean hot damn when that new ViDoc came out and I saw [url=http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/a/a4/Cortana_halo4start.png]this[/url] on my screen I just about lost it. Never before has a women made me feel like this. Just seeing her smile made me feel all warm and happy inside. Her face is perfect, her body is shaped just the way I like it, and her voice is as sexy as ever. I don't know about you guys but I'm going to have some trouble paying attention to the story whenever Cortana is on the screen. If for some reason you haven't seen the new Cortana yet, don't worry I've compiled some new footage below for your viewing pleasure. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m18s]Cortana's face at 0:17[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m26s]Cortana's legs at 0:26[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m56s]Cortana's legs again at 0:56[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=1m3s]Cortana's sexy smile and arm cross at 1:03[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=2m10s]Cortana looking pretty damn sexy for almost 40 seconds 2:10-2:46[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=2m19s]Pay no attention to this link[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=3m6s]Cortana's longing stare at 3:06.[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=3m10s]Don't make a girl a promise...[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Creeper[/quote]Oh that explains why.
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Eh, they turned into a MILF to complement her menopause. I dig it.
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Her face just looks... bulgy
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Nerd.
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Most of us know that you're a troll. #Nolifehoe
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 >Halo 4 Cortana DO NOT WANT. Halo 3 Cortana was the best. [/quote] [url=http://sneakybaron.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Halo_3_Cortana_3.png]http://sneakybaron.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Halo_3_Cortana_3.png[/url] vs. [url=http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17414/2227690-halo4paisha_cortana.jpg]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17414/2227690-halo4paisha_cortana.jpg[/url] Lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EI yawAdekcoL [url=http://www.waytohanoi.com]Hanoi tour operator in Vietnam[/url]-[url=http://www.waytonhatrang.com]Nhatrang beach, Vietnam[/url]-[url=http://www.waytolaos.com]Laos travel reviews[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Creeper Seriously Cortana is the most perfect looking women I have ever seen. I mean hot damn when that new ViDoc came out and I saw [url=http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/a/a4/Cortana_halo4start.png]this[/url] on my screen I just about lost it. Never before has a women made me feel like this. Just seeing her smile made me feel all warm and happy inside. Her face is perfect, her body is shaped just the way I like it, and her voice is as sexy as ever. I don't know about you guys but I'm going to have some trouble paying attention to the story whenever Cortana is on the screen. If for some reason you haven't seen the new Cortana yet, don't worry I've compiled some new footage below for your viewing pleasure. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m18s]Cortana's face at 0:17[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m26s]Cortana's legs at 0:26[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=0m56s]Cortana's legs again at 0:56[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=1m3s]Cortana's sexy smile and arm cross at 1:03[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=2m10s]Cortana looking pretty damn sexy for almost 40 seconds 2:10-2:46[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=2m19s]Pay no attention to this link[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=3m6s]Cortana's longing stare at 3:06.[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRHMsUoxv8&t=3m10s]Don't make a girl a promise...[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Creeper[/quote][/quote] Only 2/10 [Edited on 09.09.2012 3:32 AM PDT]
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Halo 4 Cortana is so ugly.. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnfitFatbill [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leader AleX Preferred her look in Halo 3.[/quote][/quote][/quote] [Edited on 09.04.2012 7:36 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sliced Bread Whatever floats your boat.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Creeper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Postwarbean85 Are you still... you know... to Cortana. I remember that thread. ...I wonder if I have it saved.[/quote] As soon as I saw the new Cortana I...set a new personal record for myself. I'll leave it at that. [/quote] What...?
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Apparently she's getting all wet for the chief. Now that she became a MILF.
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this thread is still going?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkestSeptagon She looks like someone that works at hooters. I want the Halo 2 look back.[/quote]
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I really can't adress my -blam!- preferences to a videogame character.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unit 076 I dunno, she looks less... hologram now IMO. Probably it's some kind of a "fanservice"[/quote] Probably this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinStarRune inb4paheal[/quote] >_> <_< OT: She definitely has a more human look to her, that's for sure.
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Not bad I guess.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Postwarbean85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 It's you.[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Son Of Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xanarxses She's made to look like she's begging for -blam!- so that horny and -blam!-ly frustrated teens will buy this game.[/quote] You'd know wouldn't you?[/quote] no, not really, since I'm not planning on buying the game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xanarxses She's made to look like she's begging for -blam!- so that horny and -blam!-ly frustrated teens will buy this game.[/quote] You'd know wouldn't you?
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She's made to look like she's begging for -blam!- so that horny and -blam!-ly frustrated teens will buy this game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 You must have hit puberty between halo 3 and Halo 4.[/quote]i posted this kind of stuff back in Halo 2 days lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnfitFatbill [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leader AleX Preferred her look in Halo 3.[/quote][/quote]
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You must have hit puberty between halo 3 and Halo 4.
