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8/23/2012 5:09:33 AM
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Your Momma Jokes - Halo Edition
This could be funny. No offense.
Your Momma is so fat, it would take two Halo shots to kill her!
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Yo mama is so fat, Gravemind wouldn't even bang her! Edit: This thread isn't going to end well... [Edited on 10.01.2012 7:28 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiduck "Yo' Momma so fat, I played her in Love Wolves and it turned into a Big Team Battle!" /thread.[/quote]This was great. XD
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Yo momma is so hairy, brutes try to mate with her
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Yo mama is so fat and ugly that not even an Infection form would get on her..
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I got one! You're moma's so ugly, when the elite squad saw her, they screamed " Wort, Wort, WORT!!!" You're moma's so fat, even Requiem couldn't suck her in You're moma's so stupid, she tried playing hula-hoops with a halo. You're moma's so fat and nasty, the flood still can't eat her. They're still trying to digest her fat fingers. you're moma's so fat, she's a no-fly zone for banshees and falcons you're moma's so fat, when the prophet's carrier entered slipspace over New Mombasa, she hit her growth period. Even the ODST's went in hard. you're moma's so fat, even armor lockers couldn't stand a chance. You're moma's so fat, the buildings in New Alexandria weren't falling, she slowly eating them. That's about all I have. I think I did good.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Opt1mu5Pr1m3 15 Yo momma is so fat the elephant is her mongoose.[/quote] Winner!
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I heard Delta Company was wiped out, because yo mama's so fat, she took up the entire bubble shield. Meh, I tried.
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Yo mama's sooo fat, she needs 2 holograms. I tried : (
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"Yo momma so stupid she uses an smg on headlong" This is stupid. [Edited on 08.23.2012 6:45 PM PDT]
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Yo Momma so dumb she -blam!- -blam!- Arbiter -blam!- with a... -blam!- inside. . . -blam!- Hahaha!
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Yo' momma so fat she had to wear a girdle to go through the Portal! [Edited on 08.23.2012 6:43 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Opt1mu5Pr1m3 15 Yo momma is so fat the elephant is her mongoose.[/quote] Nice.
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Yo mama's so ugly even Sgt. Johnson doesn't know what she likes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Mxyzptlk Yo mama so fat, she fell through the map and killed the guardians. [/quote]AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
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[u][b]YO MOMMA...[/b][/u] is a classy Lady, and deserves your Respect. [Edited on 08.23.2012 6:31 PM PDT]
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I would have been your daddy, but yo momma is so damn ugly!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HomeopathSiren7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedAUSTIN11 Yo mamma so ugly that a dog beat me over the fence to her! Yo mamma so fat her halo ring is Installation XXXL! Yo mamma so dirty the flood dont even want her! Over the tree, through the bush, nothin but yo mammas fat ass Yo mamma got the food nipple When yo mamma lay out in the sun, her flesh gets seered just the way I like it Yo mamma so fat she started the flood, but back then it was called Diabetus The map Isolation was themed after yo mamma vajay jay more to come later...[/quote] ERMAHGURD last one made me Lol[/quote] Quote from gravemind "I have consumed a galaxy of flesh and mind and bone! but not fat, that is an entirely seperate galaxy, and its name is yo mama" Not even the chief can hold RB to flip yo mamma When the chief goes up to yo mamma, it says "Hold RB to ride warthog" Yo mamma so fat that if she removed a turret, she still couldnt move
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedAUSTIN11 Yo mamma so ugly that a dog beat me over the fence to her! Yo mamma so fat her halo ring is Installation XXXL! Yo mamma so dirty the flood dont even want her! Over the tree, through the bush, nothin but yo mammas fat ass Yo mamma got the food nipple When yo mamma lay out in the sun, her flesh gets seered just the way I like it Yo mamma so fat she started the flood, but back then it was called Diabetus The map Isolation was themed after yo mamma vajay jay more to come later...[/quote] ERMAHGURD last one made me Lol
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Yo mamma so ugly that a dog beat me over the fence to her! Yo mamma so fat her halo ring is Installation XXXL! Yo mamma so dirty the flood dont even want her! Over the tree, through the bush, nothin but yo mammas fat ass Yo mamma got the food nipple When yo mamma lay out in the sun, her flesh gets seered just the way I like it Yo mamma so fat she started the flood, but back then it was called Diabetus The map Isolation was themed after yo mamma vajay jay more to come later...
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Yo' mom is so ugly, not even Sgt Johnson knows what she likes. [i] and he knows what the ladies like[/i]
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Your momma's so stupid she thought the Arbiter was the name of the guy who works at the drive-thru.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Mxyzptlk Yo mama so fat, she fell through the map and killed the guardians. [/quote] I lol'd Yo' moma is so fat, The Covenant never finished glassing her. [Edited on 08.23.2012 11:18 AM PDT]
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Yo momma's so fat that even a Halo ring couldn't fit around her finger.
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Yo mammas so dumb, she bought Halo 4.
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Your momma get's played more than team slayer. [Edited on 08.23.2012 11:14 AM PDT]
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Yo mama's so fat that she likes Jun's cooking.
