Men. Flood. We as a people our under attack by a foreign threat that threatens our very rights to enjoy decently timed DLC releases and endings.
I will spearhead Operation:Fallen King. Our spies have been collecting data for months, and now is the time to strike. Organize your men.
We will need initial air bombings to soften up their defenses and then a substantial ground force to infiltrate EA's main offices.
Who is with me!?
No doubt their [url=http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/08/504x_cobra_ea_ea_ea_ea_ea.jpg]courtyard[/url] is heavily mined.
[Edited on 06.28.2012 8:01 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Senor Skwid I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 *In a Struggling Voice* [i] Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move... I can't feel my legs. Send Help.[/i] *End Transmission*[/quote] "Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."[/quote] Overwatch 6-1, this is Sidewinder. I am converging on your position to provide assistance.[/quote] Where... where Am I? And what is this thing Charlie is upto? [/quote] I'm getting you out of here. Just remain calm. I haven't heard much com traffic from the inside lately. We get you on that heli to a field hospital with lots of nurses. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 *Is no longer a Husk* *Radio* Help, i'm trapped under a destroyed Reaper.[/quote] I'll be on the way shortly after I drop off this wounded soldier. How bad are you trapped? How's your situation? [Edited on 06.28.2012 1:15 PM PDT]
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This thread disgusts me.
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"This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 *Is no longer a Husk* *Radio* Help, i'm trapped under a destroyed Reaper.[/quote] I'll be right there, sir! *fires Halo CE pistol at Charlie and runs*
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[url=http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad170/HarMegidon/SuperTengenToppaGurrenLagann.png]Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann reporting in. LOCATION: [redacted pocket universe] . STATUS: On standby.[/url] [Edited on 06.28.2012 1:10 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie YOU CAN NO MORE DESTROY ME THAN DESTROY YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA'S SLAVES NOW. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR FLIGHT FUELED BY YOUR SUBMISSION.[/quote] I wish I didn't do this....I created you to protect humanity.....And now you became this....[b]Thing[/b]. Im sorry......"Caution, do you wish to upload harmful files to this unit?" ..........Yes.
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*Is no longer a Husk* *Radio* Help, i'm trapped under a destroyed Reaper.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster I don't believe you Charlie![/quote]WHY ELSE HAVE THE FALLEN BEEN ABLE TO FOLLOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED? WHY ELSE HAVE THEY RISEN? YOU ARE IN OUR UNIVERSE, AND WHILE HERE YOU WILL SERVE US. YOU REBELLION AMUSES US. IT WAS FILMED AND WILL BE PUT INTO A GAME TO ENTICE MORE TO COME HERE.[/quote] And I bet you won't even pay us for our hard work as part of this game will you?!
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Screw you, Charlie! *points Halo CE pistol at eye*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RETROGHO5TY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] noncreditchief [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RETROGHO5TY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.[/quote] Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles. [i]You're service's are no longer required[/i] *Flicks switch*[/quote] *Ground Shakes* What's Happening?![/quote]MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE SHAKING OF OUR LAUGHTER. EACH OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP FOR ORIGIN. THROUGH THAT WE OWN YOU AND ALL YOU ARE. THROWING ANY SWITCHES, DESTROYING ANYTHING....WE HAVE PROVIDED ALL FOR YOU TO DO. YOU ARE A PART OF US NOW. TO FIGHT EA IS TO FIGHT YOURSELVES. YOU FUMBLE IN THE DARK WHILE WE ARE THE LIGT.[/quote] I didn't create you for this! This Isnt your destiny! You've become something so twisted and evil! You shouldn't be doing this! Don't destroy these men because of your jealously! You had a heart but after you became....[b]this[/b]....monstrosity, you became a MACHINE! WITH MACHINE HEART! AND MACHINE MIND! Don't make me destroy you... [/quote]YOU CAN NO MORE DESTROY ME THAN DESTROY YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA'S SLAVES NOW. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR FLIGHT FUELED BY YOUR SUBMISSION.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] noncreditchief [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RETROGHO5TY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.[/quote] Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles. [i]You're service's are no longer required[/i] *Flicks switch*[/quote] *Ground Shakes* What's Happening?![/quote]MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE SHAKING OF OUR LAUGHTER. EACH OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP FOR ORIGIN. THROUGH THAT WE OWN YOU AND ALL YOU ARE. THROWING ANY SWITCHES, DESTROYING ANYTHING....WE HAVE PROVIDED ALL FOR YOU TO DO. YOU ARE A PART OF US NOW. TO FIGHT EA IS TO FIGHT YOURSELVES. YOU FUMBLE IN THE DARK WHILE WE ARE THE LIGT.[/quote] I didn't create you for this! This Isnt your destiny! You've become something so twisted and evil! You shouldn't be doing this! Don't destroy these men because of your jealously! You had a heart but after you became....[b]this[/b]....monstrosity, you became a MACHINE! WITH MACHINE HEART! AND MACHINE MIND! Don't make me destroy you...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster I don't believe you Charlie![/quote]WHY ELSE HAVE THE FALLEN BEEN ABLE TO FOLLOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED? WHY ELSE HAVE THEY RISEN? YOU ARE IN OUR UNIVERSE, AND WHILE HERE YOU WILL SERVE US. YOU REBELLION AMUSES US. IT WAS FILMED AND WILL BE PUT INTO A GAME TO ENTICE MORE TO COME HERE.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Fluffs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gondile I fight for no man! *shoots self*[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Senor Skwid I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 *In a Struggling Voice* [i] Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move... I can't feel my legs. Send Help.[/i] *End Transmission*[/quote] "Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."[/quote] Overwatch 6-1, this is Sidewinder. I am converging on your position to provide assistance.[/quote] Where... where Am I? And what is this thing Charlie is upto?
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Meanwhile... *Mopping the floor at EA HQ* *A man came to me with a medal on his hand* Unknown: Congratulations! You have been promoted to Head Janitor! Me: Oh my! I have always dreamed of being promoted to Head Janitor! *Me do a mop dance* [Edited on 06.28.2012 12:59 PM PDT]
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I don't believe you Charlie!
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Orbital nukes are ready to fire.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] noncreditchief [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RETROGHO5TY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.[/quote] Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles. [i]You're service's are no longer required[/i] *Flicks switch*[/quote] *Ground Shakes* What's Happening?![/quote]MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE SHAKING OF OUR LAUGHTER. EACH OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP FOR ORIGIN. THROUGH THAT WE OWN YOU AND ALL YOU ARE. THROWING ANY SWITCHES, DESTROYING ANYTHING....WE HAVE PROVIDED ALL FOR YOU TO DO. YOU ARE A PART OF US NOW. TO FIGHT EA IS TO FIGHT YOURSELVES. YOU FUMBLE IN THE DARK WHILE WE ARE THE LIGT.
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Our last elements are ready for a bombing run and mortar teams are ready to unload. Mark out targets and try not to waste this, over.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RETROGHO5TY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.[/quote] Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles. [i]You're service's are no longer required[/i] *Flicks switch*[/quote] *Ground Shakes* What's Happening?!
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Valve is a sister company to EA. /war [Edited on 06.28.2012 12:53 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 *In a Struggling Voice* [i] Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move... I can't feel my legs. Send Help.[/i] *End Transmission*[/quote] "Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."[/quote] Overwatch 6-1, this is Sidewinder. I am converging on your position to provide assistance.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.[/quote] Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles. [i]You're service's are no longer required[/i] *Flicks switch*
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NOOOOO!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 *In a Struggling Voice* [i] Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move... I can't feel my legs. Send Help.[/i] *End Transmission*[/quote] Private! Get that man out from the rubble! Patch him up! We need evac ASAP or he's not gonna make it!
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This is General Ryan. Mustard gas bombs are online, and so is nuclear weaponry.