Men. Flood. We as a people our under attack by a foreign threat that threatens our very rights to enjoy decently timed DLC releases and endings.
I will spearhead Operation:Fallen King. Our spies have been collecting data for months, and now is the time to strike. Organize your men.
We will need initial air bombings to soften up their defenses and then a substantial ground force to infiltrate EA's main offices.
Who is with me!?
No doubt their [url=http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/08/504x_cobra_ea_ea_ea_ea_ea.jpg]courtyard[/url] is heavily mined.
[Edited on 06.28.2012 8:01 AM PDT]
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21 pages of this.... this is why we can't have nice things. You want a better way to fight EA then type about it on a forum? Go play a non EA game. Go play Halo, Skyrim, hell play CoD if thats your thing. While you're at it, tell all your friends to do the same, and have them spread the word too. Destroy the EA populations by not being a part of them any more. If you get a large enough following EA might actually care how you feel.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.[/quote] Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.[/quote] Just do it! We can dodge any incoming fire and survive Reaper blasts, somehow![/quote] Fine. But i call shotgun.[/quote] Fine. Let's move.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.[/quote] Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.[/quote] Just do it! We can dodge any incoming fire and survive Reaper blasts, somehow![/quote] Fine. But i call shotgun.
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[i]This Is Director Oakwood from Site 34, we are experiencing MULTIPLE Keter and Euclid breaches From 25 kilometers south, full radius of 300 kilometers lockdown Initiated[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules "This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.[/quote]YOU THINK YOU EXIST INDEPENDENT OF EA. YOU FOOL YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU SEE US IN YOUR REFLECTION. WHEN YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YOU FIGHT AGAINST YOURSELVES. WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME NOW. YOU CAN NO LONGER DENY IT. YOUR VIRUSES ARE NO MORE THAN DELUSIONS CREATED TO FIGHT THE TRUTH. YOU ARE US, WE ARE YOU.[/quote] "I see through your lies. Harbinger taught you well, but you did not see what I was able to contact. A force so powerful and so independent of everything else that you would not be able to stop it."
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Wait a minute... If this is all a game then what happens if I... *Suddenly is transformed into a Krogan Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about. *takes claymore from dead EA trooper Bring it on! *begins charging at enemy
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.[/quote] Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.[/quote] Just do it! We can dodge any incoming fire and survive Reaper blasts, somehow!
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EA bot detected enemy forces about 400km from EA HQ. EA bot sending troops to deal with enemy forces.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.[/quote] Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules "This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.[/quote]YOU THINK YOU EXIST INDEPENDENT OF EA. YOU FOOL YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU SEE US IN YOUR REFLECTION. WHEN YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YOU FIGHT AGAINST YOURSELVES. WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME NOW. YOU CAN NO LONGER DENY IT. YOUR VIRUSES ARE NO MORE THAN DELUSIONS CREATED TO FIGHT THE TRUTH. YOU ARE US, WE ARE YOU.[/quote] That's It, Im releasing SCP-106 In to this dimension. Enjoy your hell.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 Don't worry, we've got your back! *Fires Pistol at oncoming enemies* Get in![/quote] *picks up BF and gets in vehicle* Situation Report?[/quote] Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules "This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.[/quote]YOU THINK YOU EXIST INDEPENDENT OF EA. YOU FOOL YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU SEE US IN YOUR REFLECTION. WHEN YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YOU FIGHT AGAINST YOURSELVES. WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME NOW. YOU CAN NO LONGER DENY IT. YOUR VIRUSES ARE NO MORE THAN DELUSIONS CREATED TO FIGHT THE TRUTH. YOU ARE US, WE ARE YOU.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 Don't worry, we've got your back! *Fires Pistol at oncoming enemies* Get in![/quote] *picks up BF and gets in vehicle* Situation Report?
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We need to pull up!
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We're nowhere close to defeating EA... *sees large beam in the distance* Hey, what's that? Is that the Origin Sign Up Conduit?
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This is EA bot. Rebuilding EA HQ... 100% Rebuilding EA HQ defences... 100% Locating enemy troops... 100% Sending task force to deal with enemies... 100%
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Repoted This thread disgusts me.[/quote] Repoted.[/quote]Mad.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Senor Skwid I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now! *jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*[/quote] *grabs hand* I'm not sure if the area is secure. [/quote] Don't worry...I've check- *gets shot in back*[/quote] *Drives over wreckage with backhoe* Look out!!! We being surrounded!! They're everywhere![/quote] Don't worry, we've got your back! *Fires Pistol at oncoming enemies* Get in!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Don't worry...I've check- *gets shot in back*[/quote] *Takes pistol* Blackburn? *Guns down* *Radio* I need extraction, two wounded. Area is not secure.[/quote] *fires pistol while lying down. Can't reload, so throws pistol aside and tilts head back*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Don't worry...I've check- *gets shot in back*[/quote] *Takes pistol* Blackburn? *Guns down* *Radio* I need extraction, two wounded. Area is not secure.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now! *jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*[/quote] *grabs hand* I'm not sure if the area is secure. [/quote] Don't worry...I've check- *gets shot in back*[/quote] *Drives over wreckage with backhoe* Look out!!! We being surrounded!! They're everywhere!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now! *jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*[/quote] *grabs hand* I'm not sure if the area is secure. [/quote] Don't worry...I've check- *gets shot in back*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now! *jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*[/quote] *grabs hand* I'm not sure if the area is secure.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RETROGHO5TY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie YOU CAN NO MORE DESTROY ME THAN DESTROY YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA'S SLAVES NOW. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR FLIGHT FUELED BY YOUR SUBMISSION.[/quote] I wish I didn't do this....I created you to protect humanity.....And now you became this....[b]Thing[/b]. Im sorry......"Caution, do you wish to upload harmful files to this unit?" ..........Yes.[/quote]Sir, I heard you needed assis-Holy -blam!-! *Raises rifle* What is that...[i]Thing[/i]...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Repoted This thread disgusts me.[/quote] Repoted. OT: Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now! *jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Senor Skwid I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 *In a Struggling Voice* [i] Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move... I can't feel my legs. Send Help.[/i] *End Transmission*[/quote] "Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."[/quote] Overwatch 6-1, this is Sidewinder. I am converging on your position to provide assistance.[/quote] Where... where Am I? And what is this thing Charlie is upto? [/quote] I'm getting you out of here. Just remain calm. I haven't heard much com traffic from the inside lately. We get you on that heli to a field hospital with lots of nurses. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 *Is no longer a Husk* *Radio* Help, i'm trapped under a destroyed Reaper.[/quote] I'll be on the way shortly after I drop off this wounded soldier. How bad are you trapped? How's your situation? [Edited on 06.28.2012 1:15 PM PDT]