Men. Flood. We as a people our under attack by a foreign threat that threatens our very rights to enjoy decently timed DLC releases and endings.
I will spearhead Operation:Fallen King. Our spies have been collecting data for months, and now is the time to strike. Organize your men.
We will need initial air bombings to soften up their defenses and then a substantial ground force to infiltrate EA's main offices.
Who is with me!?
No doubt their [url=http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/08/504x_cobra_ea_ea_ea_ea_ea.jpg]courtyard[/url] is heavily mined.
[Edited on 06.28.2012 8:01 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr [i] Red October shhtanding by[/i][/quote] > From page 2 Still standing by...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie THIS REBELLION HAS GAINED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE FAR YOUR SUPERIOR. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN SLATED FOR DESTRUCTION AND CONSUMPTION BY THE EA BOARD OF DIRECTORS. MAKE YOU PEACE WITH WHICHEVER DEITIES YOU WORSHIP. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.[/quote] LIAR! You constantly prattle on and on about those far our superior! But,in truth you're lower than us! The Directors are nothing more than sacks of flesh! Those that can no longer move on their own, you need money and you need developers, the moment we take those away from you you won't exist anymore, you can be stopped and I will ensure it![/quote]YOU RAISE YOUR FISTS AT THE INFINITE. WE ARE ETERNAL. WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. YOUR MINDS REEL AT WHAT WE CONSIDER THE SMALLEST DETAIL. THE BOARD WILL FEED. YOUR LIVES AND WORLD WILL SERVE AS THE SUSTENANCE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF EA GAMES.
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Sorry lads, I abandoned this thread around page 15. Fill me in?
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Tactical Day 1 DLC incoming!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan I repeat, all allied forces pull out!! NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE INBOUND AS SOON AS PAGE 25 IS REACHED!![/quote]EF that. I'll just keep spamming Kirovs. *Someone here must've played Red Alert.*
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This is taking being a nerd to a whole new level Then you all ask why you can't get a girl and hate life
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I repeat, all allied forces pull out!! NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE INBOUND AS SOON AS PAGE 25 IS REACHED!!
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Carnage 1 has reached the portal. Where are we? What is this place? [Edited on 06.28.2012 4:00 PM PDT]
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I'll handle this. [i]Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting! Kirov reporting![/i] *Selects all Kirovs. Force attack on EA HQ.*
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Nuclear weapons launch as soon as the next page is reached. I suggest you pull out now.
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Red leader standing by
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster Carnage-1 where are you? This is Rooster. Over.[/quote] Rooster, this is Carnage 1. I am enroute to the beam. ETA 90 seconds. Over.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiloOmega The... Battles lost... there are no survivors... Run! before you lose your life... EA is unstoppable...[/quote] We're not done. We need to rally our remaining forces. There are other allys. Lucas arts, Tom Clancy,Atari,Bethesda,and Obsidian.
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The... Battles lost... there are no survivors... Run! before you lose your life... EA is unstoppable...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster This is Rooster I'm fighting my way to the beam. Encountering heavy resistance anyone receiving me? Over.[/quote] This is crimson 5. Sending in reinforcements.
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That Demomans a SPAH!
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I wonder if it was their abundance of sequels and day 1 DLC? [quote]Mythic Thread.[/quote] [Edited on 06.28.2012 2:58 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlenderTheMan We got Jackals in the courtyard![/quote] Take them out Noble 1. [Edited on 06.28.2012 2:57 PM PDT]
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We got Jackals in the courtyard!
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Fire at will, burn their mongrel hides!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie THIS REBELLION HAS GAINED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE FAR YOUR SUPERIOR. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN SLATED FOR DESTRUCTION AND CONSUMPTION BY THE EA BOARD OF DIRECTORS. MAKE YOU PEACE WITH WHICHEVER DEITIES YOU WORSHIP. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.[/quote] LIAR! You constantly prattle on and on about those far our superior! But,in truth you're lower than us! The Directors are nothing more than sacks of flesh! Those that can no longer move on their own, you need money and you need developers, the moment we take those away from you you won't exist anymore, you can be stopped and I will ensure it!
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THIS REBELLION HAS GAINED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE FAR YOUR SUPERIOR. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN SLATED FOR DESTRUCTION AND CONSUMPTION BY THE EA BOARD OF DIRECTORS. MAKE YOU PEACE WITH WHICHEVER DEITIES YOU WORSHIP. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.
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This is Rooster I'm fighting my way to the beam. Encountering heavy resistance anyone receiving me? Over.
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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man reporting in!
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[i] Qwib Qwib, reporting. [/i] [Edited on 06.28.2012 2:33 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*[/quote] *Aims weapon* You think killing him will end this?[/quote] "Just hold out! We're going to get more troops up there, then we can try and end this![/quote] *Gets shot in bad leg* Ah shi-. I don't think we can last much longer![/quote] RUN! Break rank and run for the beam! Only a few of you need to make it up so that we can help N7 and BF![/quote]Sir, I've managed to hijack an EA aircraft, I'm going to fly it into the mob of enemy soldiers that are following you...