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Toothpaste + nipples = legal high? *I WILL TRY AND POST RESULTS*

Apperantly this is the new fad. Does it work? Is it dangerous? Edit: FLOOD, if any of you can find a "how to" for this, I will try it and post how I feel. Also, I heard this is a troll campaign to see how mothers react? [Edited on 05.07.2012 7:19 PM PDT]
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  • There Was a time when people tried to smoke bananas. People wanted to get high that they would amoke anything you tell them. People have tried to smoke bananas just to get a high. Any high. Now adays its passed smoking.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] countavery "It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria." Yuuuup[/quote] So this causes acid to flow through my blood stream? I'll pass.

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  • Flood, this thread made my day. LMAO.

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  • Step 1: Toothpaste Step 2: Nipples Step 3: Profit

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  • This is why humanity will fail.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RageSnipa96 Alright guys, I put some 3d white Crest on my nips and slathered it on my wrists. I think I feel something? Not sure, though. If it is working properly, it definitley isn't worth trying. Edit: The worst thing just happened. My mom walked in while I was on my computer, shirtless, with toothpaste on my nips. I didn't want her to read what I was typing about it, so I switched tabs. I switched to 4chan and she saw -blam!-. I don't think she saw my nips, though. [/quote]oh god I hope OP isn't trolling us because that is the funniest thing I've heard all day xD

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  • I feel a burning sensation on my wrists. I'm going to wash it off now. Don't try this, it didn't work very well, or maybe not at all.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RageSnipa96 Alright guys, I put some 3d white Crest on my nips and slathered it on my wrists. I think I feel something? Not sure, though. If it is working properly, it definitley isn't worth trying. Edit: The worst thing just happened. My mom walked in while I was on my computer, shirtless, with toothpaste on my nips. I didn't want her to read what I was typing about it, so I switched tabs. I switched to 4chan and she saw -blam!-. I don't think she saw my nips, though. [/quote] You're a brave one sir... A very brave one. This guy was so determined to give us his results that he covered his pasty nipples from his mom's view by showing her -blam!-.

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  • Alright guys, I put some 3d white Crest on my nips and slathered it on my wrists. I think I feel something? Not sure, though. If it is working properly, it definitley isn't worth trying. Edit: The worst thing just happened. My mom walked in while I was on my computer, shirtless, with toothpaste on my nips. I didn't want her to read what I was typing about it, so I switched tabs. I switched to 4chan and she saw -blam!-. I don't think she saw my nips, though. [Edited on 05.07.2012 8:23 PM PDT]

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  • Wait a -blam!- minute, wouldn't the same thing occur if you ate the toothpaste? Either way the chemical will enter your bloodstream.

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  • If this -blam!- is real, I'm probably gonna end up ruining my bones.

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  • Don't fall for that Icy Hot on the balls stuff. People say that to confuse you because Benghey is really what makes your balls and your mind feel crazy as hell. [Edited on 05.07.2012 8:11 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterB33f It work bro I am ball trippin rite now.[/quote] I hurd peenot butter wurk pertti gud.

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  • It work bro I am ball trippin rite now.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TRC Shinedown Icy hot + balls = legal high[/quote]Burns like Hell at first then soothes the pain away.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC5908 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RageSnipa96 Ok guys, I am either experiencing a placebo effect or possible it is kicking in? I feel slightly disoriented and almost disconected? If nothing more happens, this is merely just a placebo. [/quote]u usin the origell tranin paste? im usin it [/quote] Update: I used some Crest toothpaste, left it on for 15 minutes, and nothing happened. What I felt before must have been placebo. So I washed it off and put some Aquafresh on.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dudin8er What the hell do your friends smoke if they tell you this?[/quote] Umm they were putting toothpaste on their nipples. Were you paying attention?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] countavery "It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria." Yuuuup[/quote] [i]The more you know![/i] [/quote] [i]"And knowing is half the battle!"[/i]

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  • It's just a big troll.

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  • Toothpaste and nips can make you legally high? Dafuq makes up this shiz?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RageSnipa96 Ok guys, I am either experiencing a placebo effect or possible it is kicking in? I feel slightly disoriented and almost disconected? If nothing more happens, this is merely just a placebo. [/quote]u usin the origell tranin paste? im usin it

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORTO_hi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a casual banana ...wat.[/quote][/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RageSnipa96 Ok guys, I am either experiencing a placebo effect or possible it is kicking in? I feel slightly disoriented and almost disconected? If nothing more happens, this is merely just a placebo. [/quote] If it works it might be due to the poison.

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  • Ok guys, I am either experiencing a placebo effect or possible it is kicking in? I feel slightly disoriented and almost disconected? If nothing more happens, this is merely just a placebo.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 i herd sumone died frum it[/quote] Well, I am sitting here infront of my computer shirtless with toothpaste on my nipples. If this is fake, I applaud whoever created it. I look like an idiot.

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  • i herd sumone died frum it

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