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ITT: Stories of kids peeing in class.

I remember one time in 6th grade, some kid pissed during class. He just raised his hand and awkwardly said the bubbling liquid was carbonated water. You could tell the teacher knew but was playing along. Meanwhile, my friend who was next to him stood up and made pissing motions and pointed to his dick. The few people who saw it were LMAOing. Later, he told me a wonderful story about how he saw the liquid growing in his pants and his original reaction. Share your stories here.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rendomind This girl peed in class while the teacher was talking that was my fetish and I wanted to fap hard[/quote] I had to seriously suppress that laughter

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  • If anyone sees this, one time in elementary school I saw a kid running to the bathroom, pulling down his shirt to cover his pants. It wasn't long enough, and I saw a big pee stain. Also, related, I sat in dog poo one time and still had to go to class. Also elementary school. I'm now a senior.

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  • A Spanish kid pissed his pants in Kindergarten. I escorted him to the bathroom. Everyone else laughed at him. Paragon +10

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  • In 2nd grade, I really had to go. We were busy doing these math exercises where no one could leave. I couldn't hold it in anymore.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gruntzilla24 I actually have no stories to share.[/quote][/quote]

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  • I paid a kid 30 bucks to do it. lulz were had. I also convinced my friend that no one would see the pee through his football pants, but you clearly could.

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  • This girl peed in class while the teacher was talking that was my fetish and I wanted to fap hard

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  • Once in my elementary school there was a lockdown (kids with BB guns shooting down at people) and a kid had to take a dump in the trash can. After that all of the classrooms have a toilet seat that sticks onto the top of the trashcans.

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    Well, I wasn't there but my friend asked to go to the toilet and the teacher said no. A couple of minutes later, a faint trickling sound was heard and a girl said "What's that coming out of (insert name here)s chair?". He then proceeded to cry and run out of the classroom. A better story though is another one in which I wasn't present again but someone gave this kid a drink which had laxatives in it. He then went to the toilet and I don't know exactly how it was managed but he didn't do a good job at wiping so when he sat down on the bench (this was in this little P.E. changing room) it kind of got covered in some poop. He also got some in his air as well.

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  • In first grade I asked if I could go to the bathroom, and the teacher said to wait. I waited, then said "OMFG I NEED TO GO NAOW!". She said that we were almost finished and I could go after. But I couldn't wait any longer. Yep, pissed my pants.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kneecap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 Well once I forgot to tighten the lid on my water bottle and it fell all over my lap.[/quote]Yes. This. I never pee myself.[/quote] Only people under the age of one pee in their trousers.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scary BIack Man LMAOing[/quote] [url=http://mmoqq.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/worf-facepalm.gif]really?[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyr Sulfur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho Don't have any stories of urine, but I do have something similar. In 4th grade, I was presenting in front of the class. As I was awkwardly presenting, I started to feel really really weird. My pace of talking slowed and slowed until I reached a point where I was basically a statue. My teacher asks me what's wrong and I tell her I don't feel very well. She guides me to the garbage, and I proceed to hurl the most I have in my entire life (still unbeaten) in the garbage right on front of the whole class. Turns out I caught a virus, and the symptoms decided to appear at the perfect timing. My next few days of class where awkward as hell, let me tell you.[/quote] I hate presenting things. I got so nervous I lost my train of thought and just stood there, and I did what everyone said not to do, looked up. It was so embarrassing.[/quote] Beta male much? I'm a softspoken and shy person and I'm fantastic as presentations according to friends and teachers. I just talk as if I was speaking to a friend. Of course I'm pissing myself mentally, but you can still fake it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thescratchman17 In eighth grade, my whole class took a field trip to AIR, a rock climbing facility with a huge network of these dark tunnels and crawlspaces you could explore. It was a lot of fun, but in one narrow tunnel a kid stumbled upon a suspicious puddle of fluid. Nobody knew for sure who had peed themselves there, but one kid named Curtis entered the tunnel system wearing one pair of pants and left the tunnels wearing another.[/quote] I laughed out loud at that.

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  • In eighth grade, my whole class took a field trip to AIR, a rock climbing facility with a huge network of these dark tunnels and crawlspaces you could explore. It was a lot of fun, but in one narrow tunnel a kid stumbled upon a suspicious puddle of fluid. Nobody knew for sure who had peed themselves there, but one kid named Curtis entered the tunnel system wearing one pair of pants and left the tunnels wearing another.

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  • Luckily that's never happened to me. In middle school, a kid pissed himself during a walkathon, and a teacher/supervisor or someone had to take give him a ride back to the school. It was several miles, so that's a bit more understandable, but he could have held back from the group and went behind a tree or something. [Edited on 04.22.2012 10:37 AM PDT]

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  • At lunchtime I pissed myself because my friend made me laugh, I was 8 at the time.

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  • Kindergarten. Kid moved from Japan or China, idk. Anyway, all of a sudden in the middle of class his pants got real dark and liquid started pouring off the seat. It was -blam!- disgusting

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  • My roommate -blam!- his pants when he was 5 because he was laughing really hard at his dad juggling.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NINJA BUNNY 117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Fluffs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NINJA BUNNY 117 Back in Primary 7, a girl crapped herself. No one noticed when she actually done it but one day she wasn't in and there was a [i]massive[/i] skid mark on her chair. She returned the next day to ridicule, and it's safe to say many lulz were had.[/quote] Did she cry? XD[/quote] Yeah, she cried and went home. And she cried every time we ever mentioned it afterwards.[/quote] Haw haw haw.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Fluffs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NINJA BUNNY 117 Back in Primary 7, a girl crapped herself. No one noticed when she actually done it but one day she wasn't in and there was a [i]massive[/i] skid mark on her chair. She returned the next day to ridicule, and it's safe to say many lulz were had.[/quote] Did she cry? XD[/quote] Yeah, she cried and went home. And she cried every time we ever mentioned it afterwards.

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  • In the second grade, I tried to fart and pooped myself. Yup.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NINJA BUNNY 117 Back in Primary 7, a girl crapped herself. No one noticed when she actually done it but one day she wasn't in and there was a [i]massive[/i] skid mark on her chair. She returned the next day to ridicule, and it's safe to say many lulz were had.[/quote] Did she cry? XD

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  • Back in Primary 7, a girl crapped herself. No one noticed when she actually done it but one day she wasn't in and there was a [i]massive[/i] skid mark on her chair. She returned the next day to ridicule, and it's safe to say many lulz were had.

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  • In 2nd grade i was using a urinal at school, unfortunately, the pee went all over my pants.... :(

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyr Sulfur I hate presenting things. I got so nervous I lost my train of thought and just stood there, and I did what everyone said not to do, looked up. It was so embarrassing.[/quote] Well, at least you know how George W. Bush felt every time. LOL

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