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4/9/2012 5:54:53 PM
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Why do americans always use the wrong names for things?

They call chips "french fries" They call crisps "chips" They call pavement "sidewalk" They call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" They call motorised rollinghams "cars" They call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" They call wunderbahboxes "computers" They call meat water "gravy" They call electro rope "power cables" They call a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" They call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" They call twisty plankhandles "doorknobs" They call a breaddystack a "sandwich" They call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" They call their nutty gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" They call an upsy stairsy an "escalator" They call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sheepity a "sweater" They call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift" They call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" They call a pip pop gollywock a "screwdriver" They call a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty a "gun" They call a ceiling bright a "light-bulb" They call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" They call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" They call cobble stone clippity clops "roads"
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  • Lol And they're called "Freedom Fries!"

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  • [url=http://www.myfacewhen.com/3/]At first I was like[/url] [url=http://www.myfacewhen.com/32/]But then I was like[/url] Well done, OP.

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  • I will admit that got me good.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xannder Why do you drive on the wrong side of the road... trollface.jpg[/quote]

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  • (Trollface) Problem?

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  • Troll thread well done, you had me going serious at first then started laughing when I saw "motorised rollinghams".

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz twisty plankhandles[/quote]This is gold.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattyFez [url=http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/my-face-when-americans-call.png]I think this is it.[/url][/quote]FTFY

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  • Best thread today.

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  • -2/10

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  • [url=http://i.imgur.com/xAIxn.jpg]I think this is it.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BDfreshman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz >Saw a screenshot of 4Chan post about this >Copy pasta to teh Flood >????? >PROFIT!!! [/quote]Read me like a book I was merely sharing the hilarity[/quote] Next time don't, 2/10 Kthanxbai.[/quote] >nofunallowed.flac[/quote] Maybe give credit in the OP. Already saw this, still made me laugh.[/quote] Give credit to an anonymous poster ok

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0FFman J Back To The Future England edition; Cobble stone clippity clops? Where we're going, we don't need cobble stone clippity clops.[/quote] That honestly would have made that scene 500% better.

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  • Back To The Future England edition; Cobble stone clippity clops? Where we're going, we don't need cobble stone clippity clops.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz >Saw a screenshot of 4Chan post about this >Copy pasta to teh Flood >????? >PROFIT!!! [/quote]Read me like a book I was merely sharing the hilarity[/quote] Next time don't, 2/10 Kthanxbai.[/quote] >nofunallowed.flac[/quote] Maybe give credit in the OP. Already saw this, still made me laugh.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz >Saw a screenshot of 4Chan post about this >Copy pasta to teh Flood >????? >PROFIT!!! [/quote]Read me like a book I was merely sharing the hilarity[/quote] Next time don't, 2/10 Kthanxbai.[/quote] >nofunallowed.flac

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz They call a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty a "gun"[/quote] lol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz >Saw a screenshot of 4Chan post about this >Copy pasta to teh Flood >????? >PROFIT!!! [/quote]Read me like a book I was merely sharing the hilarity[/quote] Next time don't, 2/10 Kthanxbai.[/quote] Who is this guy, he thinks he speaks for the flood? Get out of here tard.

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  • I see someone has been on the 4chan archives.

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  • Nice copypasta, bro.

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    I took my motorised rollingham to pick up a beef wellington ensemble with a lettuce but I got ketchup all over my knittedy wittedy sheepity so I had to drive all the way home to get clean one but my twisty plankhandle was stuck so I had to get a pip pop gollywock to pry it open.

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  • Dialect is a hell of a drug.

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  • y u so racist?

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  • and they call cool blasters "AC"

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz >Saw a screenshot of 4Chan post about this >Copy pasta to teh Flood >????? >PROFIT!!! [/quote]Read me like a book I was merely sharing the hilarity[/quote] Next time don't, 2/10 Kthanxbai.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jibareatowesz >Saw a screenshot of 4Chan post about this >Copy pasta to teh Flood >????? >PROFIT!!! [/quote]Read me like a book I was merely sharing the hilarity

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