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Why is ezio so ugly in assassins creed revelations?

Does anyone else feel the same? The issue isnt hes old. I dont mind that. The issue is they -blam!- up his look. Even though hes old(something like 52), He looks drastically different from the past 2 games. Despite being old he should bear a very strong resemblence to when he was young since his face wasnt rearranged nor did he get any scars etc. He looked terrible. I couldnt believe this was the same ezio auditorie that was banging 10 italian women every night and the same man where despite his age he still was able to get a young woman like sofia. Che stronzate. His lips were too big. His head was bloated up to the point where he looked like an italian version of george lopez. And his beard looked like a homeless man's beard. And what the hell? Once they make Assassins Creed Embers, ezio starts looking like ezio again. Ubisoft -blam!- up. They -blam!- up bad. Thank god for the turkish armor, so we dont have to see his abomination of a face. Discuss. [Edited on 02.04.2012 7:14 PM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 Why does Altair sound like a damn Italian?[/quote] I lol'd

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [/url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood.[/quote] That's a pretty hot link right there. [/quote]buggered that link right proper

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy I think he's sexy.[/quote] He was sexy. Look at him [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+revelations&num=10&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&tbnid=ltY42pKobjtTnM:&imgrefurl=http://games.softpedia.com/progScreenshots/Assassins-Creed-Revelations-The-Life-of-Ezio-Auditore-Trailer-Screenshot-98444.html&docid=ksZsfR17Civo6M&imgurl=http://i1-games.softpedia-static.com/screenshots/Assassins-Creed-Revelations-The-Life-of-Ezio-Auditore-Trailer_15.jpg&w=1280&h=720&ei=ffQtT4TnDoSbtwf_pcz2Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=553&vpy=341&dur=825&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=181&ty=105&sig=116084885941117148278&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=102&tbnw=181&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0]now[/url] Excuse me, I have to go wash out my eyes.[/quote]That's just a bad angle, [url=http://www.offdutygamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/assassins_creed_revelations_ezio_ledge.jpg]here.[/url][/quote] He looks like Sweeney Todd with a beard.

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  • Dude, he's like 55 in Revelations.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jross1993 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaIoChick4Ever I was more mad that Desmond looked different. Desmond was hawter in the first 3.[/quote] That was because of the engine upgrade. [/quote]his whole face structure was different imo. Didn't look "Desmond" ish.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaIoChick4Ever I was more mad that Desmond looked different. Desmond was hawter in the first 3.[/quote] That was because of the engine upgrade.

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  • I was more mad that Desmond looked different. Desmond was hawter in the first 3.

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  • Considering his age, he's actually still looking pretty damn good, unless you can say you've also seen someone recently who is 51, then don't bother countering. You also have to remember, this was a long time ago when the average human life span was much shorter.

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  • It really does not matter.

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  • People get older. It's a part of life; You're not always going to be able to carry that tightly chiseled jaw and firm features.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pacman Dragon I thought he looked good, the pepper beard, some scares here and there. Through the 3 games you play as Ezio his lookes didn't change much besides for color..... And facial hair :3[/quote] You think [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+revelations&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=1_embvQ_JEyg6M:&imgrefurl=http://gamerant.com/assassins-creed-revelations-life-ezio-auditore-trailer-vivas-107662/&docid=esrcECuoJvKqgM&imgurl=http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/Assassins-Creed-Revelations-Life-of-Ezio-Trailer.jpg&w=570&h=300&ei=ufktT-q9EIbAtgei__HIDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=358&vpy=344&dur=45&hovh=163&hovw=310&tx=171&ty=99&sig=116084885941117148278&page=1&tbnh=92&tbnw=175&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0]this[/url] looks sexier than [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZcuA88d4hjuleM:&imgrefurl=http://deannajoye.blogspot.com/&docid=2XtMfltzqBdnYM&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LpCjJd1QLWs/TlKaVzCZO5I/AAAAAAAAAKI/Bh_xaktp7rw/s1600/Zw-acb-ezio-3.jpg&w=1248&h=702&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=174&vpy=62&dur=598&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=237&ty=61&sig=116084885941117148278&page=5&tbnh=154&tbnw=208&start=95&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:95]this?!?![/url] It doesnt even compare. Ezio was sexy. Now hes an abomination of the auditorie family.[/quote]I find age adds.... well, more to a person. It's all opinions in here, and I like the old Ezio more.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTFADE Because he's older?[/quote] Did you even read?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pacman Dragon I thought he looked good, the pepper beard, some scares here and there. Through the 3 games you play as Ezio his lookes didn't change much besides for color..... And facial hair :3[/quote] You think [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+revelations&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=1_embvQ_JEyg6M:&imgrefurl=http://gamerant.com/assassins-creed-revelations-life-ezio-auditore-trailer-vivas-107662/&docid=esrcECuoJvKqgM&imgurl=http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/Assassins-Creed-Revelations-Life-of-Ezio-Trailer.jpg&w=570&h=300&ei=ufktT-q9EIbAtgei__HIDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=358&vpy=344&dur=45&hovh=163&hovw=310&tx=171&ty=99&sig=116084885941117148278&page=1&tbnh=92&tbnw=175&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0]this[/url] looks sexier than [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZcuA88d4hjuleM:&imgrefurl=http://deannajoye.blogspot.com/&docid=2XtMfltzqBdnYM&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LpCjJd1QLWs/TlKaVzCZO5I/AAAAAAAAAKI/Bh_xaktp7rw/s1600/Zw-acb-ezio-3.jpg&w=1248&h=702&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=174&vpy=62&dur=598&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=237&ty=61&sig=116084885941117148278&page=5&tbnh=154&tbnw=208&start=95&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:95]this?!?![/url] It doesnt even compare. Ezio was sexy. Now hes an abomination of the auditorie family.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy I think he's sexy.[/quote]

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  • Because he's older?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood.[/quote]Nice link. Edit: I also love how you said mine was invalid because it was CGI, then you post things other people have done outside of the game.[/quote] Heres some non cgi pics of ezio when he was good looking. [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=Mv2yUiA0m3c67M:&imgrefurl=http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed:_Brotherhood&docid=jIF50cLC-sjMWM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/a/a8/Zw-acb-ezio-injured.jpg&w=1248&h=702&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=336&vpy=130&dur=213&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=177&ty=92&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=80&tbnw=142&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:45]enjoy[/url][/quote] So sexy. Aint it?

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  • I thought he looked good, the pepper beard, some scares here and there. Through the 3 games you play as Ezio his lookes didn't change much besides for color..... And facial hair :3

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood.[/quote]Nice link. Edit: I also love how you said mine was invalid because it was CGI, then you post things other people have done outside of the game.[/quote] Heres some non cgi pics of ezio when he was good looking. [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=Mv2yUiA0m3c67M:&imgrefurl=http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed:_Brotherhood&docid=jIF50cLC-sjMWM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/a/a8/Zw-acb-ezio-injured.jpg&w=1248&h=702&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=336&vpy=130&dur=213&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=177&ty=92&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=80&tbnw=142&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:45]enjoy[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood.[/quote]Nice link. Edit: I also love how you said mine was invalid because it was CGI, then you post things other people have done outside of the game.[/quote] I also love your big -blam!- Now shut up and let me fap.[/quote]Love you too babe.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood.[/quote]Nice link. Edit: I also love how you said mine was invalid because it was CGI, then you post things other people have done outside of the game.[/quote] I also love your big c.0ck. Now shut up and let me fap.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood.[/quote]Nice link. Edit: I also love how you said mine was invalid because it was CGI, then you post things other people have done outside of the game. [Edited on 02.04.2012 7:33 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [/url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood.[/quote] That's a pretty hot link right there.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.[/quote] THANK YOU!!!!! Now im gonna go fap to [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ezio+auditore+brotherhood&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GP_7EKatvxr7WM:&imgrefurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/news/assassins-creed-brotherhood-trailer-di-lancio.php&docid=5nB7s7G-_8_SsM&imgurl=http://giochi.atuttonet.it/wp-content/uploads/Brotherhood3.jpg&w=687&h=465&ei=HPgtT43hKNOztweOnrXTDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=921&vpy=194&dur=570&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=182&ty=74&sig=116084885941117148278&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=222&start=45&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:45]this sexiness[/url]. Enjoy your saturday flood. [Edited on 02.04.2012 7:33 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] antonio iz 217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] westpointusma15 He looked a lot better than a 50 year old Assassin should look like.[/quote] No he looked worse. [/quote] He looked fine, besides, he looked less like a -blam!- than he did in the first two Ezio games.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] westpointusma15 He looked a lot better than a 50 year old Assassin should look like.[/quote] No he looked worse.

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  • I agree with OP. Ezio looks completely different, and that's not because of his age. His entire facial structure looks off to me.

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