Apparently so. [url]http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/27/world/meast/iran-navy/[/url]
Well, being that I live in America, this story intrigued me. No doubt I felt a little unsettled at first, but after doing some background research, I started laughing.
Iranian Navy:
3 WW2-era destroyers
5 Frigates
3 Corvettes
3 Diesel Powered Submarines
None of which even have the range to sail the 8000 nautical miles between New York and Iran, and also have no nuclear capabilities.
Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season.
On behalf of the United States I would like to thank the Islamic Republic of Iran for their generous donation to our artificial reef program.
Your thoughts?
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Funniest Comments I've Seen:
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[b]Posted By:[/b]Voro Nar Talamee:
[quote]"The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countries... "
Cause it can't pose a threat to anyone else.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy:
[quote]"Deploy everything off the west coast of America!"
"...yes sir, deploying both ships."[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Commander Santa
[quote][quote]Posted by: ThePredkiller2
Don't believe the lies corporate media feeds you. Its obviously a distraction from a much bigger threat...[/quote]
...millions of ants farting at the same time.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] AquaBlader
[quote]Soon to be breaking news:
US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] evilcam ([i]Forum Ninja[/i])
[quote]I thought this was The Onion for a second.
Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote][/quote]
[Edited on 09.27.2011 8:36 PM PDT]
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Are they serious? They can't be serious! This is a feint, surely. The U.S. has sunk ships for less, though. I wouldn't want to be an Iranian sailor if the management truly is this reckless.
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K, at midnight, send in 1 navy seal, 1 delta force operator, and 1 LAPD Swat guy. We'll own that fleet by 2 am.
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the defense department should reply with only "Come at me, bro!"
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Kim Jong ll Must be giving pointers to Ahmadinejad again.... I'd wager that a single US aircraft, maybe even a Warthog, could destroy their Navy in a single pass.
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Perfect opportunity to teach the new rookies in the Navy to target ships. *thumbs up* Hey, it won't even be expensive! How much can cardboard and glue cost?!
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I'll be sending them a thank you card for both their generous donation to our artificial reef program and for all the laughs I've had. Seriously though, this reminds me of something North Korea would try to pull.
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Target Practise.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Burned Remains I don't see why they can't. We are doing the same exact -blam!- to them.[/quote] The thing is that their Navy is pretty much the equivalent of our Coast Guard. At least they actually have a Navy (albeit small) and not just a few PT Boats and 60s rusted era Submarines and call it a Navy like North Korea.
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I really want to know what they hope to accomplish here.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak "Dear americans, we regret being dumb bastard.s, we regret coming here, and we most definitely regret the navy just blew up our raggedy as.s fleet!"[/quote]lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godshatter The government of Iran is filled with total egomaniac idiots. The people there need a revolution. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Achmadinnerjacket thought of this while taking a bath with his rubber ducky[/quote] Lulz
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Americans at their finest in here. Just let them bring their ships over. We can use them for target practice.
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Achmadinnerjacket thought of this while taking a bath with his rubber ducky
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I bet its not even real I bet their ships and subs are made of cardboard made to look real. Wait, they cant afford cardboard
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They have a navy?
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I loved this comment! [quote]Finally, a fitting sequel to "Snakes on a Plane"...it will be called "Sheiks on a Ship"....wonder if they realize a squall on the ocean aint no sandstorm in the desert?[/quote]
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"Dear americans, we regret being dumb bastard.s, we regret coming here, and we most definitely regret the navy just blew up our raggedy as.s fleet!"
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It would be even funnier if those ships were actually good!
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I don't see why they can't. We are doing the same exact -blam!- to them.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tech Phoenix196 PPPPPFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AJF1177 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Nar Talamee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AJF1177 Can their canoes survive in the ocean?[/quote]I doubt the duct tape would hold,so no[/quote]Pfft they don't use duct tape they use glue sticks.[/quote]Old dry gluesticks maybe,Doubt their navy could afford new ones.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Nar Talamee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AJF1177 Can their canoes survive in the ocean?[/quote]I doubt the duct tape would hold,so no[/quote]Pfft they don't use duct tape they use glue sticks.
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Simple solution: nuke their entire fleet from orbit.
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I can say is: loliran.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AJF1177 Can their canoes survive in the ocean?[/quote]I doubt the duct tape would hold,so no