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8/31/2011 4:11:02 AM
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Boy dies after jacking off 42 times
[url=http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/]He couldn't beat death.[/url]
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42? Isn't that the answer to the universe! Holy £$"$!! He must be in heaven rolling in his own euphoric ecstasy! [Edited on 08.30.2011 10:48 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bouncer7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...[/quote]It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible![/quote] Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible. I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.[/quote] I still don't understand how it killed him, though. Also, if he can get off 42 times in like 6 hours, he really should find a girlfriend.[/quote] I think it is a little late for him to get a girlfriend. Has anybody actually thought that maybe the story is fake, a fraud, a lie!!??
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bouncer7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...[/quote]It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible![/quote] Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible. I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.[/quote] I still don't understand how it killed him, though. Also, if he can get off 42 times in like 6 hours, he really should find a girlfriend.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bouncer7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...[/quote]It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible![/quote]Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible. I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.[/quote]If he wanted to go out with a bang, he would have had sex.
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How do they know exactly how many times he fapped? Was someone there monitoring him?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...[/quote]It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible![/quote] Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible. I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...[/quote]It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bouncer7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gibsonsg527 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bouncer7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] scythe515 How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?[/quote] Good point. How do they know how many times? lol[/quote]Tissue count? [/quote] Assuming he used a different tissue each time, which would be totally nasty if he didn't. Then again...42 times...in a night...that's already nasty.[/quote] After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession... [Edited on 08.30.2011 10:40 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nekro66 Wow. Just wow. I'm speechless. I have officially seen it all. [/quote]You watched him tenderize the turkey?
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This probably wasn't the "happy ending" he was looking for.... WAiT WAIT he probably didn't see that cumming! hehe
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Wow. And I thought . . . Never mind.
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Wow. Just wow. I'm speechless. I have officially seen it all.
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Sheesh Yall...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gibsonsg527 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bouncer7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] scythe515 How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?[/quote] Good point. How do they know how many times? lol[/quote]Tissue count? [/quote] Assuming he used a different tissue each time, which would be totally nasty if he didn't. Then again...42 times...in a night...that's already nasty.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bouncer7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] scythe515 How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?[/quote] Good point. How do they know how many times? lol[/quote]Tissue count?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] scythe515 How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?[/quote] Good point. How do they know how many times? lol
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42 times???? Geez how did his dick not fal off? You would think it would hurt like hell on the 25 time.
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How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 I see what you did there. [/quote]
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42 times?!? Jesus!
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He needs a good spanking.
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Well he must have had extreme endurance since he was already extremely addicted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 How'd he have the energy? you are supposed to feel like -blam!- after the 5th time in a short amount.[/quote]
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When a problem comes along, you must beat it! Beat it goood!
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Some stupid Selina Gomez ad came up. >_< OT: DAYUM! This kid is hardcore. [Edited on 08.30.2011 9:55 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flag Run I'm sure it was hard to live with such an ad[i]dick[/i]tion.[/quote] Fixed
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the sedated Forty two times in a time span of how long?[/quote] It doesn't matter... the answer is 42.
