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8/27/2011 5:21:52 AM
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Why does my butt sometimes make weird volcanic like noises? not a fart
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A lot of the time my butt will make random volcano noises. It sounds like BRRLURBLURBLURBLURBOOOOOAAAAR!!!!
In school today it made that sound while we were taking a test. Someone looked over in my direction and said "what the?!"
If this is normal, then yay! If it isn't, then how do I get rid of it?
EDIT: It is NOT a fart.
[Edited on 08.26.2011 9:26 PM PDT]
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lay off the tacobell
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life Okay, is this genetic by any chance? My mom does it as well, but my dad and sister don't.[/quote] Not that I know of. It can happen if you have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome), but if you don't have that, it's probably your diet or lack thereof.
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Guess your [i]faults[/i] are shifting! [Edited on 08.26.2011 10:07 PM PDT]
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It's probably a fart, OP. One of the more wet ones.
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You're constipated. Take some laxatives.
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Son... Ya' dun goofed.
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Your butt's going to explode.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KilteDKilleR93 I have the same problem. Just try and excuse your self to the Bathroom to release the pent up Gas. Basically, Fart it out. You will feel better, and you won't make funny noises. [/quote] I can only go to the bathroom six times this semester. [/quote] Ok. New Plan. Announce to everyone, that if you don't Fart you will explode. They will comply and let you Fart in Public without Mockery. Problem Solved.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZantKiller1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plastcommand u have tapeworms[/quote] Oh I know the cure for Tapeworms. You crouch down naked and hold a candy bar up to you ass, this will lure the tapeworm out and then you get a friend to grab it and pull it out of your ass. Or if you are bored stand on you head naked and swallow a lot of helium, that thing should fire out like a rocket.[/quote]XD
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZantKiller1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plastcommand u have tapeworms[/quote] Oh I know the cure for Tapeworms. You crouch down [U]naked and hold a candy bar up to you ass, this will lure the tapeworm out and then you get a friend to grab it and pull it out of your ass[/U]. Or if you are bored stand on you head [U]naked and swallow a lot of helium, that thing should fire out like a rocket[/U].[/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! XD!!! LMAO!! ROFL!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plastcommand u have tapeworms[/quote] Oh I know the cure for Tapeworms. You crouch down naked and hold a candy bar up to you ass, this will lure the tapeworm out and then you get a friend to grab it and pull it out of your ass. Or if you are bored stand on you head naked and swallow a lot of helium, that thing should fire out like a rocket.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KilteDKilleR93 I have the same problem. Just try and excuse your self to the Bathroom to release the pent up Gas. Basically, Fart it out. You will feel better, and you won't make funny noises. [/quote] I can only go to the bathroom six times this semester.
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All I can say to you is... Whats up Thunderbutt?
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When this first happened, was [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_SlwgzsKUg] this[/url] your first reaction?
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I have the same problem. Just try and excuse your self to the Bathroom to release the pent up Gas. Basically, Fart it out. You will feel better, and you won't make funny noises.
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u have tapeworms [Edited on 08.26.2011 9:40 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xTRlGGER092x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] He's not trolling you ignorant -blam!-. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borborygmi]Borborygmi is what it is.[/url][/quote] Someone actually helpful! Thank you! I know this is definitely different than my stomach growling, it's located at my butt. Is it still considered Borborygmi?[/quote] Yeah, it has to do with the entire digestive system.[/quote] Okay, is this genetic by any chance? My mom does it as well, but my dad and sister don't.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xTRlGGER092x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] He's not trolling you ignorant -blam!-. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borborygmi]Borborygmi is what it is.[/url][/quote] Someone actually helpful! Thank you! I know this is definitely different than my stomach growling, it's located at my butt. Is it still considered Borborygmi?[/quote] Yeah, it has to do with the entire digestive system.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BDfreshman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] A fart is when gas comes out of someone's -blam!-. No gas is coming out.[/quote] I bet the noise would stop if you stopped farting. Just some helpful advice.[/quote] I only fart in the bathroom. You have to fart...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xTRlGGER092x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] He's not trolling you ignorant -blam!-. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borborygmi]Borborygmi is what it is.[/url][/quote] AWWWWWW....But I had prepared my liquid nitrogen enema. well don't worry I have got something similar in suppository form
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xTRlGGER092x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] He's not trolling you ignorant -blam!-. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borborygmi]Borborygmi is what it is.[/url][/quote] Someone actually helpful! Thank you! I know this is definitely different than my stomach growling, it's located at my butt. Is it still considered Borborygmi?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] He's not trolling you ignorant -blam!-. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borborygmi]Borborygmi is what it is.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] A fart is when gas comes out of someone's -blam!-. No gas is coming out.[/quote] I bet the noise would stop if you stopped farting. Just some helpful advice.
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This is probably the best topic the Flood has to offer today. OT: You have some digestion problems. Take Miralax.
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Dip your -blam!- in liquid nitrogen for 20 minutes, then ground pound off a 10 foot cliff. A whole new meaning to asscrack.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leon Kennedy85 its called a fart. obvious troll is obvious[/quote] It's not a fart. Stop calling 99.999999999% of the people on here trolls.[/quote] your butt makes noises...thats a fart. if your asking what a fart is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance is your trolling.[/quote] A fart is when gas comes out of someone's -blam!-. No gas is coming out.
