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8/4/2009 5:31:08 AM
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Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!

OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear. Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out. I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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  • It could be any number of things... Kidney stone? I've also heard of a condition where the "magic serum" goes farther in, instead of out. It's quite dangerous I believe. I would see a doctor right away. If you are worried about your parents finding out, you can have an older relative or friend drive you to your doctoer privately and ask that the grounds of your visit not be discussed. Although, if your parents understand that you may be in danger, then there is nothing that they should be concerned about. On a side note....I don't think anyone said [u]massaging the meat sword[/u] [Edited on 08.06.2009 6:03 PM PDT]

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