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canadian racist jokes.

im a canadian i noticed that most racist jokes just involve us saying "eh maple syrup eh" over and over. americans have fat jokes. blacks have criminal jokes. mexicans have poor jokes. hit me with your best racist joke.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deathstinger7 Some of you are french sp therefore are cowards enough said you cheese eating -blam!-s [/quote] yes but thats french canadians. not full blood canadians[/quote] It's funny because the rest of Canada -blam!- hates Quebec and their whiny french asses.[/quote]"We want to be a separate country! But we keep your currency, laws etc."[/quote] "Waaaah! We don't care about your very large German/Chinese ethic origin! You should all speak our retarded language!"

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  • Canadians aren't a race....and anyway this is an inappropriate topic.

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  • lol we have stereotypical jokes none are really that racist

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deathstinger7 Some of you are french sp therefore are cowards enough said you cheese eating -blam!-s [/quote] yes but thats french canadians. not full blood canadians[/quote] It's funny because the rest of Canada -blam!- hates Quebec and their whiny french asses.[/quote]"We want to be a separate country! But we keep your currency, laws etc."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deathstinger7 Some of you are french sp therefore are cowards enough said you cheese eating -blam!-s [/quote] yes but thats french canadians. not full blood canadians[/quote] It's funny because the rest of Canada -blam!- hates Quebec and their whiny french asses.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deathstinger7 Some of you are french sp therefore are cowards enough said you cheese eating -blam!-s [/quote] yes but thats french canadians. not full blood canadians

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  • Some of you are french sp therefore are cowards enough said you cheese eating -blam!-s

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  • GREAT JUSTICE BUMP!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustyBeardMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustyBeardMan A Canadian man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." [/quote] is it wrong that i think the beer is worth more?[/quote] Nope :D And to be honest I had to find that on some site that only had about 3 jokes,canadians are hard to make jokes about.[/quote] its true. we kinda fallow america but we dont copy them. we got our independence by asking nicely. which means that we either have horrible military or were just nice. really only real canadians can make canadian jokes.

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  • I'm 6th generation Canadian. Because of Climate Change I had to build a dome to stop my igloo from melting. I also had to put wheels on my dogsled. Stupid climate.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] king tuck [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustyBeardMan A Canadian man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." [/quote] is it wrong that i think the beer is worth more?[/quote]Yes.[/quote] lets see..... beer or wife. magic memory loss elixer or mortal woman who one week of the month is worse then a tiger on crack. MAGIC ELIXER IT IS!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustyBeardMan A Canadian man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." [/quote] is it wrong that i think the beer is worth more?[/quote] Nope :D And to be honest I had to find that on some site that only had about 3 jokes,canadians are hard to make jokes about.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I_LOVE_COOKIES [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words im a canadian i noticed that most racist jokes just involve us saying "eh maple syrup eh" over and over. americans have fat jokes. blacks have criminal jokes. mexicans have poor jokes. hit me with your best racist joke.[/quote] rejoice fellow canadian! get your flamesuit on, we will survive these jokes together! *puts on flamesuit and gets anti flamewar bunker ready*[/quote] no need. i have anti-troll magnets ready.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustyBeardMan A Canadian man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." [/quote] is it wrong that i think the beer is worth more?[/quote]Yes.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Words im a canadian i noticed that most racist jokes just involve us saying "eh maple syrup eh" over and over. americans have fat jokes. blacks have criminal jokes. mexicans have poor jokes. hit me with your best racist joke.[/quote] rejoice fellow canadian! get your flamesuit on, we will survive these jokes together! *puts on flamesuit and gets anti flamewar bunker ready* [Edited on 03.25.2011 9:27 PM PDT]

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  • How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a pool? "Hey guys, get out."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustyBeardMan A Canadian man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." [/quote] is it wrong that i think the beer is worth more?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintendoLover777 I won't insult Canada.[/quote]QFT. I am moving there in Augaust, so I can't. Also, Canadians were one of the men who saved us, Germans, from Hitlers rule. [Edited on 03.25.2011 9:26 PM PDT]

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  • Canadian is a nationality not a race.

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  • MAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLE SURUP HOKEY EH! MAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLE SURUP HOKEY EH! MAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLE SURUP MAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLE SURUP HOKEY EH!HOKEY EH! MAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLE SURUP HOKEY EH! MAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLEMAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLE SURUP HOKEY EH! SURUP HOKEY EH! MAEPLE SURUP HOKEH MAEPLE SURUP HOKEY EH! That is the average person trying to make Canadian jokes, I mean honestly is it that hard for you to come up with something creative? I have yet to hear ONE creative and funny Canadian joke.

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  • I won't insult Canada.

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  • A Canadian man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

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  • Maple syrup.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UEG Night Hawk Eff your Canadian jokes. A black man and a Mexican man are in a car, who's driving? A cop.[/quote] I lol'd. And...I don't know any racist Canadian jokes...

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  • Eff your Canadian jokes. A black man and a Mexican man are in a car, who's driving? A cop.

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