Look at your stats. Now look at mine. Now back at your's. Now [i]back[/i] to mine.
Sadly, they're not like mine, but if you stopped hiding behind armor lock like a crying little girl and started spawn camping like a professional you could have stats like mine.
Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're in the enemy team's base, spawn camping the living -blam!- out of the squeakers on Big Team Battle while that sexy Halo girlfriend you wish you had is supporting you with her epic sniping skills.
What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a frag grenade, ready for tossing down the hallway on Sword Base. Look again. That grenade is now a [i]Rocket Launcher![/i] Loaded with all the ammo you need to secure a victory on Reflection. Anything is possible when you're a pro like me.
I'm in a Banshee.
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its a joke... :\
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Pinchy Look at your stats. Now look at mine. Now back at your's. Now [i]back[/i] to mine. Sadly, they're not like mine, but if you stopped hiding behind armor lock like a crying little girl and started spawn camping like a professional you could have stats like mine. Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're in the enemy team's base, spawn camping the living -blam!- out of the squeakers on Big Team Battle while that sexy Halo girlfriend you wish you had is supporting you with her epic sniping skills. What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a frag grenade, ready for tossing down the hallway on Sword Base. Look again. That grenade is now a [i]Rocket Launcher![/i] Loaded with all the ammo you need to secure a victory on Reflection. Anything is possible when you're a pro like me. I'm in a Banshee.[/quote] Cute post ^^
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Pinchy Look at your stats. Now look at mine. Now back at your's. Now [i]back[/i] to mine. Sadly, they're not like mine, but if you stopped hiding behind armor lock like a crying little girl and started spawn camping like a professional you could have stats like mine. Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're in the enemy team's base, spawn camping the living -blam!- out of the squeakers on Big Team Battle while that sexy Halo girlfriend you wish you had is supporting you with her epic sniping skills. What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a frag grenade, ready for tossing down the hallway on Sword Base. Look again. That grenade is now a [i]Rocket Launcher![/i] Loaded with all the ammo you need to secure a victory on Reflection. Anything is possible when you're a pro like me. I'm in a Banshee.[/quote] Says the person who hasn't even touched reached on this account?
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Cute.
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Made my day.
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Cool?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=1134892&x=Old+Spice+in+vp]It's not even original.[/url][/quote] My Anti-virus went ape--blam!- on this, don't click.
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Epicness.
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Why did someone report this? This definitely provided some lols. Good job.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iceberg Halo3 Some of these replies are kinda funny, they seem to not get the joke but concentrate on the fact that the OP has not played a game of halo. [/quote] It's pretty hilarious if you asked me.
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Some of these replies are kinda funny, they seem to not get the joke but concentrate on the fact that the OP has not played a game of halo.
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Look at your post. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through posts, finding the ones that your post could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY POST IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post. I'm on a computer.
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I did it first. [quote]Hello b.net. Look at your Spartan, now back to me, now back at your Spartan, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if you had purchased the Legendary Edition of Halo: Reach, he could flame like he's me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a forum with the Spartan your Spartan could flame like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's two tickets to unlock that Multi-Threat armor you love. Look again. The codes are now diamonds. Anything's possible when your Spartan flames like a Legendary Spartan. <---- I'm on a Mongoose.[/quote] At least, that's how I remembered it. [Edited on 03.10.2011 10:21 PM PST]
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Pretty hard to look at your stats when you haven't played Reach.
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Funny until I saw that you had no stats in Reach, making this thread irrelevant. Maybe if you actually had stats it would make sense.
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Pro? Professionalism is based upon SKILL! Not ability to sit in one spot and get kills on people before they have time to react. And by the way, nobody cares. /Thread
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=47689552&postRepeater1-p=1#47690285]Guys, it's been done before. It's just that this one is Halo related.[/url] [url=http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=379384]So you can't really call this the best thread ever, because it isn't.[/url] [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=1134892&x=Old+Spice+in+vp]It's not even original.[/url] And I'm not trying to put down the Op. It's kinda clever, but it's just been overused so many times.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KIN9 N1NJA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] angello22 Dont call yourself a pro, idiot. You´re just a no-life pseudo called gamer who found some overpowered guns in an unbalanced game. Your skills suck without having your banshee whoring spawn camping sniping tools. I´m sure I can beat the sh.it out of you in a 1vs1 DMRs, as well as everyone on this forum can. You´re not a pro, you cant even call yourself professional. Douche. Get out.[/quote] Chill out. It's just a game and this is just a forum. BTW UMAD?[/quote] I wont waste my energies over explaining the difference between what you call a game, and what other people call a game. And you whinig "U MAD BRO LUL" doesnt help anybody. I wont get mad ever again. Spawn camping for me is reason enough to quit. Specially with guys like this.
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When I play ffa, I win almost every time, or am at least in the top 3.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] angello22 Dont call yourself a pro, idiot. You´re just a no-life pseudo called gamer who found some overpowered guns in an unbalanced game. Your skills suck without having your banshee whoring spawn camping sniping tools. I´m sure I can beat the sh.it out of you in a 1vs1 DMRs, as well as everyone on this forum can. You´re not a pro, you cant even call yourself professional. Douche. Get out.[/quote] Chill out. It's just a game and this is just a forum. BTW UMAD?
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Dont call yourself a pro, idiot. You´re just a no-life pseudo called gamer who found some overpowered guns in an unbalanced game. Your skills suck without having your banshee whoring spawn camping sniping tools. I´m sure I can beat the sh.it out of you in a 1vs1 DMRs, as well as everyone on this forum can. You´re not a pro, you cant even call yourself professional. Douche. Get out.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wolfhound134 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] superspartan004 best thread ever. of all time[/quote][/quote]
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Thread FTW. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Pinchy I'm in a Banshee.[/quote] I'm in the enemies Banshee. Banshee bombing right along with you.
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*Comic Book Guy voice* Best thread ever.
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*looks at stats* "has not played halo: reach yet" :|
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im just readig it constatly