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Edited by whatisthisthing:
9/5/2013 10:50:22 PM
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Contact Harvest has the worst sex scene I've ever read.
The following is the actual sex scene from contact harvest, it is not fanfic.
[quote] She put her hands on Avery's shoulders and pushed him onto his back. Sitting astride his ankles, Jilan helped him with his pants. Then she crept upward, planted her hands on either side of Avery's head, and began to move.
Avery was instantly entranced by the back-and-forth sway of her bosom. He cupped the weight of her in his hands and knew at once he'd made a tactical error. The heavy roundness of Jilan's skin started an ache that crept up his legs and settled on the small of his back. All she had to do was squeeze, and a moment later he was spent. [/quote]
wtf was that?
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1 ReplyWhen I read the book I seriously had to reread that paragraph mulitple times. Not becuase it was a sex scene, but because it made no sense...
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I recall reading that, and I had no idea what the hell it was about.. Until I hit to the very end. Turns out, you are right. A very bad sex scene.
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Edited by PROBLEM: 6/29/2013 9:58:29 PM-blam!-
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I know! I remember reading that and being like "WTF???" Didn't like 5 million people just die or something?
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Goddamnit! All that brain bleach is wasted because of you, OP!
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That was a sex scene? How did I miss that?
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It helped me, if you know what I mean.
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Lol @ Staten's attempt to be erotic
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What the I don't even...
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sounds like he touched her boobs and had a prematurey
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That was amazing is what it was. It's why I laugh whenever Johnson tells people that he knows what the ladies like xD
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Totally pointless. They shouldn't have even had that in the book. But I agree with you OP, it was terrible. [i]- JFKES[/i]
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He don't know what the ladies like. He's a liar!
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At least it was trying to be vague and be more focused on the Principal than the Practice. But wow, Intimate Moments? In my Extended Halo Universe?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 Johnson don't know how to handle a woman, that's what that was ;)[/quote]It sounds like fanfiction.
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Wtf is your coup?
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where can I buy this book?
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Johnson don't know how to handle a woman, that's what that was ;)
