Here's an english assignment I have. Pretty much we had to pick a topic and use it in a parody of Hamlet's famous soliloquy: This being a gaming forum, I thought I'd share. Feel free to leave your thoughts and opinions. [u]Hamlet the Hardcore Gamer:[/u] To game or not to game, that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The scream and insults of outrageous children over the internet Or to take arms against an army of virtual foes And by opposing, pwn them. To play, to win; No more; and by a win to say we end The heartache of drinking the thousand red-bulls That gamers are heirs to; 'tis a fact Devoutly to be wished. To rest, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, but there's no time; For that in sleep we cease to rank up When we have shuffled off this mortal combat. We must pause the game - there's the washroom break That makes calamity of so long another sleepless night For who would bear the bullets and grenades of the enemy To grunt and sweat over a trivial game But that the dread of a sunburn after leaving one's basement The undiscovere'd country, from where no gamer returns.