When you can come and see the spectacular wonders of the bathroom where I work. Over on the right you have Lake Kavagsue, it amazes me how you can get more water on top of the counter than in the sink. Careful people, it's a no wake zone, so please don't exceed 5 mph while boating. Further on down, you have Burns Falls, a pee filled river that runs from the bottom of the urinal and flows on the bathroom floor to the drain, that's about a foot away. I recommend not drinking the water. And finally we have Mt. Myers, an active volcano, that changes each time I come in, wether it be poop smears to actual pieces of poop left on the toilet seat or the most amazing stalactite of poop hanging from the bottom front part of the toilet bowl. Visit the gift shop on the way out, and buy a t-shirt that says, "How does one do that?" or a mug that says, "I make my mama proud."