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[spoiler]you wouldnt hand power to an eldritch galaxy spanning conciousness would you? If youre like me you believe in a mind you can relate to, not one whos very voice can cause you to go mad all on its own. Vote for Bone Empress and serve a different kind of Overlord.[/spoiler]
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But why have an empress when you can have a…Count? I don’t think that term was made for a gender neutral version….
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I know how to count already. *folds arms* But make your case, polity-bruh...
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Well, what does an empress do? Die? Meanwhile, a Count will put all of their political- I mean uh invading armies on pikes.
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Hmmmm... no. Good effort, though.
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Empress is a higher rank than Countess, but I'm running for Queen. Countess is so cliche. Hence why I've mocked myself with Countess Chocula in the past. Oh I'm a vampire so I must be a count? Why not branch out, use Duke or Dutchess ya know?
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Hm, I guess you have a point, I can be the Grand Duke of Offtopic!…or a better name if I think of it…and get elected.
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Grand Duke Blaze sounds neato!
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Oh yeah? What's the highest number you can count to? [i]Chuckles plantfully[/i]
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I can count all the way... >_> <_< [spoiler]to schfifty-five[/spoiler]