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10/18/2010 4:15:05 PM
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Why do female spartans have such big butts?
I say this because I cannot lie, they are HUGE.
Every time I look at my spartan I'm simply dumbfounded.
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So Black Spartans can grab them melons
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1 Replyand if she had small butt, everyone would complain that she looks too skiny... or too flat. Just take the damn woman for her features. She looks good, has a robotic arm and can kill you with a glance... there she is good all around....except for the short hair... I admit I am prejudice against such short hair on woman.
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Its because its female. and everyone knows that females have big butts according to gamers. /sarcasm
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xero Evo I say this because I cannot lie, they are HUGE. Every time I look at my spartan I'm simply dumbfounded.[/quote] I believe it was stated by Bungie that the female Spartans needed to have slightly larger butts to distinguish them more from the male Spartans. Besides the voice, of course. Mjolnir armor is so bulky, especially on top, that the butt was really the only physical way to differenciate between the two. Besides a slightly slimmer waist, I suppose.
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i dont know. maybe bungie was trying to show off girls curves more. and actully say hey im a girl and i can fight.
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bungie likes big butts and they can not lie. Those little grunts cant deny. when a spartan walks in with a iddy biddy waste and is blastin u in the face they get SPRUNG.
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Because they are amazingly awesome and (I am not even kidding, trust me, I have a girlfriend irl and I'm being serious) their asses give me boners.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FalconBladeX Big butts = Rear armor protection. Spartans are genetically engineered to be the ultimate soldiers remember. [/quote] LMAO! XD
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Because Emile designed their butts
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Edited by Anilomu: 2/5/2023 7:11:20 AM
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So they can get J-Lo to play Kat in the film...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gofrel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Atsumi *my boyfriend upon seeing my Spartan from behind.* "That Spartan [I]does[/I] look like you." Ouch.[/quote] That was probably supposed to be a compliment.[/quote] He's so suave.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Atsumi *my boyfriend upon seeing my Spartan from behind.* "That Spartan [I]does[/I] look like you." Ouch.[/quote] That was probably supposed to be a compliment.
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*my boyfriend upon seeing my Spartan from behind.* "That Spartan [I]does[/I] look like you." Ouch.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Moaradin Because big butts>small butts.[/quote] Big butts bigger than small butts? I guess...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xero Evo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oINSOLENCEo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xTCAxPH4NT0Mx One of the only ways to tell them apart.[/quote] Or the way they scream when I sneak up behind them and stab them... ... Wow that sounded creepier than expected[/quote] It is quite satisfying to assassinate female spartans. After all, it takes two asses to assassi- Nvm.[/quote] This post made my day. <3
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I'm not sure why, but if you point it out to one of them in person, you're likely to get magnum-whipped. Or cracked across the jaw with the butt of a DMR. Kat would probably just choke you out with her robot arm.
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They're black.
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i think the butt is perfect its nice and round and has that curve going up the back. i could whack off all day to it :D to bad it cant dance :D [Edited on 10.18.2010 8:34 AM PDT]
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because they are so skinny that bungie needed somewhere blow their load.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oINSOLENCEo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xTCAxPH4NT0Mx One of the only ways to tell them apart.[/quote] Or the way they scream when I sneak up behind them and stab them... ... Wow that sounded creepier than expected[/quote] It is quite satisfying to assassinate female spartans. After all, it takes two asses to assassi- Nvm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] P00K [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IIIIOmertaIIII because..because.. http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/5b35e5c1c3afc406b071849108da6beb/530298%20-%20Halo%20halo_reach%20kat_s-320%20spartan.jpg thats why.[/quote] Big butts cause 404 errors? Who knew?[/quote] I regret looking at that and I had to delete that entry in my History. I'll never look at Kat the same again...
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bungie likes big butts and they cannot lie! [Edited on 10.18.2010 8:33 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xTCAxPH4NT0Mx One of the only ways to tell them apart.[/quote] Or the way they scream when I sneak up behind them and stab them... ... Wow that sounded creepier than expected [Edited on 10.18.2010 8:32 AM PDT]
