Dear Bungie,
When you are making your next game, can you please put me in it as one of the characters? I have been a fan of the Halo games since as early as I can remember and would really like to be in your game. I understand that maybe I can't be a Spartan as Spartans have to be stolen from their parents when they are very young and I wasn't, and I know I haven't been through Spartan training, which I hear is very difficult and takes years, I am very strong though. Even ask my friends. And wait until your hear this: I can even lift up a big table - with my eyes closed!
I don't know that I would want to go through Spartan training (I don't even have that much time!) and I don't think I'm that strong, as Spartans can jump from orbit and not get hurt too badly, although I think they have to lock their armour to avoid damage, is this true?
I'm thinking that it is because in Halo 3 at the start the marine says "His armour's all locked up. The gel layer could've taken most of the impact".
See how big of a Halo fan I am? I remembered that and didn't even have to look it up or ask anyone. That's why I think I should be in your next game.
So when you put me in your game, you need to make sure you find someone good to do my voice acting, so that I don't sound stupid like Kat. Kat is annoying. Sorry Bungie if you like her, but she is annoying and she died from one needle rifle shot. Speaking of that, did she not have her shields up or something? Because normally a needle rifle shot would be absorbed by their shields.
I know I can't be a Spartan I, II or III because they've already been made and trained, but maybe you could make a Spartan IV program for me to be a part of? Maybe you could even make it so that they don't have to be stolen from their parents, then I really could be one!
You could even maybe make them recruit from the past and take on kids from roughly 500 years ago, like me and my friends! We could be in a squad and be called "Rough Squad Alpha" or something like that. Do you like this idea, Bungie?
If you don't I suppose you could make me a marine or something, but then you could definitely add my friends.
Some of my friends have said they want to be marines in real life, so I'm sure being a marine in a game would be even easier!
I'm quite clever sometimes, so I could maybe even be an A.I., except that I suppose I'm not artificial because my parents made me, but you could just pretend! It is a game, after all, and you guys are making it.
Or, you will be, and maybe I can be in it.
My name is Mark, so that you know what to call my character. I almost forgot about this, because I was so excited about the rest of this post, but I remembered.
I'm quite short, but I'm growing all the time, as my mom says, so I should be big when I grow up.
My shoe size is a 10.
So please, Bungie, put me in your game. If you do, I will buy the game and my friends would see that I am in it. Maybe they would even buy it, too!
Thank you for your time.
PS: I got my English teacher to look over this for me, so she helped me with my spelling and grammar. If you could all say a big thanks to Mrs. Leary, that'd be really nice of you. Thanks.
PPS: I finished my map on Guardian, but this post is not for a map, so I won't put it here.
PPPS: Do you think Bungie should add me?
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Oh, its okay, I don't think your mean. I sort of knew, but I have a couple of reasons for not asking them. 1: Bungie made really good Halo games and I don't know if the ones by 343 Industries will be as good. I dont think I'd want to be in a bad game. 2: I couldn't find there forum to ask them. Sorry about my English not being as good in later posts, my English teacher is too busy for me to get her to look at all my posts.
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Asking to be in one of Bungie's games isn't really an acceptable discussion topic, now[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vanguard242 Sorry to wreck your hope, but Bungie isn't making any more Halo games. 343 Industries is taking over Halo.[/quote]We'll go with this. You could try xbox.com, although they probably have similar rules there. *locks thread and backs away slowly*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vanguard242 Sorry to wreck your hope, but Bungie isn't making any more Halo games. 343 Industries is taking over Halo.[/quote]Hey, yeah! If you're such a big Halo fan, how come you don't even know who's making the next game? Huh? [i] Punk!? [/i] I ran that by Mrs. Leary, and she said it was a bit aggressive, but the grammar was still fine. I get an A+, but she gave me a "G" in the learning skills box. PS: Something I just realized I should ask, do they have those "Learning Skills" boxes wherever you (the reader) might be from? PPS: Don't take the letter personally moistly, I was just trying to catch your attention with an aggressive stance because I wanted it answered. I don't really think you're a punk.
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:) That's awesome. Good job. Kudos, brownie points, props, some spare change, and a half-eaten bagel to you, sir.
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What is this i don't even.... To be in a bungie game you must ride a white tiger into their new building, oh and you must pay all their heating and eletric bills, for the rest of your life. [Edited on 10.17.2010 7:06 PM PDT]
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Well, they have to now. Any game without moisty in it would be incomplete.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vanguard242 Sorry to wreck your hope, but Bungie isn't making any more Halo games. 343 Industries is taking over Halo.[/quote] [Edited on 10.17.2010 7:03 PM PDT]
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Moistly: Combat Evolved.
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Sorry to wreck your hope, but Bungie isn't making any more Halo games. 343 Industries is taking over Halo.
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I love this conversation.
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I cant ban you. Why would I ban you? Your not trying to trick me, the other guy is. What do you mean he doesn't afraid of anything??... [Edited on 10.17.2010 6:59 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moistly No but Screecherz is being mean and trying to trick me. I know he didnt say I'm stupid, but he must think I am if he's trying to trick me.[/quote]Screech is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. Please don't ban me.
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I didnt tell you my age. [Edited on 10.17.2010 6:57 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moistly [/quote]You're not as young as you're portraying yourself to be.
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No but Screecherz is being mean and trying to trick me. I know he didnt say I'm stupid, but he must think I am if he's trying to trick me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moistly I googled it and theres no such thing, I may be young but I'm not as stupid as you think I am.[/quote]No one is calling you stupid.
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I googled it and theres no such thing, I may be young but I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
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Just downright epic.
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... No comment. This is just... just... JUST!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moistly Why would Walmart have forms about Bungie? Walmart dont make games...[/quote]They are part of a national employers club. They have access to the applications bank.
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Moistly for president!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BipBapBlam Dear moistly, your twelve. Bungie isn't going to add you in their video game. [/quote] :( I still hope they do. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SM1SHRA Don't worry, you can trust us.[/quote] I think your a troll... [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Screecherz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moistly Can you give me a link? I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...[/quote]It's illegal to distribute proprietary inclusion forms. Walmart is the largest employer in America and thus has access to those forms, though. Tomorrow have your mother drive you to your local Walmart and get in contact with the store owner. He should be able to get you the forms.[/quote] Why would Walmart have forms about Bungie? Walmart dont make games... [Edited on 10.17.2010 6:47 PM PDT]
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Shoot for the stars!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moistly Can you give me a link? I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...[/quote]It's illegal to distribute proprietary inclusion forms. Walmart is the largest employer in America and thus has access to those forms, though. Tomorrow have your mother drive you to your local Walmart and get in contact with the store owner. He should be able to get you the forms.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moistly Can you give me a link? I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...[/quote] Don't worry, you can trust us.
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Dear moistly, your twelve. Bungie isn't going to add you in their video game.
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Can you give me a link? I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...