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10/16/2010 6:31:43 AM
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Can SPARTAN's have sex?
I r srs cat, this r srs thread
Anyway, lets say all the wars are now over. Spartans have no reason to be on duty. So what do they do now? Probably get some wiminz. But I wonder, can SPARTAN's have sex?
I imagine their wieners are removed or drugged so they don't 'rise' to effect combat performance. Discuss.
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Lol so thats what happen to noble 2!!
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Yea but there isn't going to be enjoyable.
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Likely not, all the biological augmentations they've received reduced their sex drive. They probably could not... get into the fully upright and locked position. Spartan women could theoretically have intercourse but that would require the application of synthesized lubricants and she likely couldn't have children. Regardless, this belongs in the Halo: Universe forum if in any of the forums
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Yes they can, and have. I forgot what they called the offsrping of the SPARTANS that were put offduty, but I believe it's in The Fall of Reach. For some reason I want to say SPARTAN 2.5s. :/ Eh, whatever, I just know they do.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jdawgmillenium1 Sure, Bungie can make an A/O game with Kinect where you make the...movements, but it would have to be real footage for us to see. The second game would be how all the different types of Covenant aliens F***ing each other. When you shoot a Jackel and it's mouth is sticking open, that is what she had in her mouth last night with dada jackel.[/quote]
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[quote]They'd probably rip it off[/quote] Seems like some nasty -blam!-. If you want to see that, then I can get something arranged.
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Their bio augmentation left them with lower sex drives. Would they still have the ability to have sex? Yes. Would they have the desire to? Probably, albeit a lessened one. [Edited on 10.15.2010 10:59 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marti The imagery streaming through my mind right now is shocking.[/quote] Mine too. Makes me glad I'm plastered and will NOT remember this thread at all tomorrow after I wake up. Woooooooooo Tequila!
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The Spartan that tested the M6 armor had a kid.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johny mc smooth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SanguisDiabolus Nahhh, she'd be able to handle it I think.[/quote] but could you?[/quote] If I was a spartan, sure.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SanguisDiabolus Nahhh, she'd be able to handle it I think.[/quote] but could you?
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Sure, Bungie can make an A/O game with Kinect where you make the...movements, but it would have to be real footage for us to see. The second game would be how all the different types of Covenant aliens F***ing each other. When you shoot a Jackel and it's mouth is sticking open, that is what she had in her mouth last night with dada jackel.
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Nahhh, she'd be able to handle it I think.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wahrnye [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chiquillo Dude, SPARTAN sex is the BEST, I did Kat before she lost her arm.[/quote]Why so modest? I heard you're [i]the reason[/i] Kat lost her arm. If you catch my drift.[/quote] The imagery streaming through my mind right now is shocking.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SanguisDiabolus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darth Kooky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SanguisDiabolus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wahrnye [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chiquillo Dude, SPARTAN sex is the BEST, I did Kat before she lost her arm.[/quote] Why so modest? I heard you're [i]the reason[/i] Kat lost her arm. If you catch my drift.[/quote] But its better now with the robot arm. Unlimited handjobs.[/quote] Spartans are really strong. That is NOT a good idea.[/quote] Nah man. Yeah they're really strong but they also have extreme control over that strength as well. So I'd imagine Kat could probably give me the most amazing handjob ever.[/quote] More like rip your dank off.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darth Kooky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SanguisDiabolus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wahrnye [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chiquillo Dude, SPARTAN sex is the BEST, I did Kat before she lost her arm.[/quote] Why so modest? I heard you're [i]the reason[/i] Kat lost her arm. If you catch my drift.[/quote] But its better now with the robot arm. Unlimited handjobs.[/quote] Spartans are really strong. That is NOT a good idea.[/quote] They'd probably rip it off
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darth Kooky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SanguisDiabolus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wahrnye [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chiquillo Dude, SPARTAN sex is the BEST, I did Kat before she lost her arm.[/quote] Why so modest? I heard you're [i]the reason[/i] Kat lost her arm. If you catch my drift.[/quote] But its better now with the robot arm. Unlimited handjobs.[/quote] Spartans are really strong. That is NOT a good idea.[/quote] Nah man. Yeah they're really strong but they also have extreme control over that strength as well. So I'd imagine Kat could probably give me the most amazing handjob ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godzil1a Spartan men love other men. That's why they invented tea-bagging[/quote] Why do the Elites do it too? Maybe Elites are hermaphrodites. Haven't ever seen a female Elite. In fact, the thought of a female Elite scares the bejeebus out of me.
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Its not a rumor man, Roids are confirmed to reduce the size of the -blam!- while also causing breast growth in men because the synthetic Testosterone in Steroids gives you a huge hormonal imbalance.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SanguisDiabolus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wahrnye [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chiquillo Dude, SPARTAN sex is the BEST, I did Kat before she lost her arm.[/quote] Why so modest? I heard you're [i]the reason[/i] Kat lost her arm. If you catch my drift.[/quote] But its better now with the robot arm. Unlimited handjobs.[/quote] Spartans are really strong. That is NOT a good idea.
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Theseare just virgins thinking they will hump Kat's pixels. Get laid losers.
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SPARTANs can engage in -blam!- intercourse, but there mental and physical training would probably mean they wouldn't want to anyway. And while they can have sex, they cannot conceive.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZakAtack757 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H3llraiser ...urge to have sex like, well, all of us.[/quote] Except the Jews.[/quote] My last GF was a jew. You're totally right.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZASHRA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXMW21NF3CT1ON7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Orissan hope this works .-´¯¯¯`-. ,´ `. | \ | \ \ _ \ ,\ _ ,´¯,/¯)\ ( q \ \,´ ,´ ,´¯) `._,) -´,-´) \/ ,´/ ) / / / ,´-´ ^fails lol just like the thread i won't change it[/quote] what is this i don't even........[/quote] that is a homer simpson face palm. [/quote] ATTEMPTED homer simpson facepalm as you can tell, i also can not triforce
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The SPARTAN-IIs and SPARTAN-IIIs were given certain drugs to give them the physical, nerve, and mental upgrades that allowed them to be the best soldiers ever known. An effect of the drugs actually counteracted the drive to procreate. So no, Spartans do not have relations with each other. This is after the operation however. Carter and Kat were intimate before their operations actually. More detail is not given and not needed.
