F*kit, might as well have some fun! - post your most ridiculous requirements below!
Mine would be:
1) - Must be having 780 Max Light or above (will b chekin).
2) - Must hav truTh Catalyst & or Unnerfed Whisper.
3) - Must be ambidextrous and have an unloved ginger step brother called Jim.
4) - Must have cleared 20+ Heroic Menacherrys.
5) - Must have blue eyes and blonde hair only. Female only
6) - Must love dogs.
7) - Must have a Manslave of Eris that has access to destiny 2 servers.
8) - Must be a former recovering juggler for a travelling circus.
9) - Must have 4th Subclass unlocked.
10) - Must not play Fortnite.
11) - Must have less than 1,000 baryon boughs.
Edit: Dmg04 joined the chat!
Updated: - Need 2 for Patrols on EDZ - Ergent. need hlp plz.
need 7 ppl now. add me on GT:
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I found one recently on XBOX LFG under D2 raid: Mist have 5000 grimore score. I bet half the D2 community didn't even get it.
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2 RepliesEdited by michael: 6/27/2019 11:33:34 AMI know this was a joke before it was out to make fun of LFG but I doubt it is actually like this. If you know how to do normal menagerie there is literally no change in strategy for heroic, you just have to be higher light and actually pay attention but there isnt really anything to KWTD from what I gathered
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Must have yr 1 ghorn and a grimore of 1,000,000 and must have 10,000 raid completions over all. Sorry wrong game just brings me to the old days.
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4 RepliesMust have Powerlevel over 9000! Must be super-saiyain. Must have Kahmahamaha or Big Bang attack.
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7 RepliesI don’t know about you, but many did it with randoms, no strat, no mic, no fail. My post was “Menagerie Heroic” Got filled in 15sec. May be try yourself?
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80 RepliesMust have recon armor and blue flames.
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Must have a 750+ credit score Must have master's degree in aerodynamic engineering Must have PRE NERF Whisper
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These were some genuine requirements I used to use in lfg in destiny 1: Must have exactly 13 teaspoons in cutlery drawer. Must have a neighbour called Steve within 3 house radius Must have a south facing garden Must have <insert random spaceship here> - (I actually enforced this one, and was only satisfied once I saw 6 of the same craft flying into the raid) Must have a phone number with only 2 odd digits. Must be able to do a reasonable Chewbacca impression
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Must have Travelers chose(Damaged) at 750+ Power, KWTD on the shadow keep raid with 10+ clears, will be checking raid report
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Edited by ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ: 6/27/2019 11:19:21 AMMust have Fools of All Fate Must only like Kosher dill pickles. Must only prefer Underwood spread on sandwiches Must have Mida Maxi Pad
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Must be a time traveler from 3381.
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2 RepliesI once read on LFG: [b]Must have curly hairs[/b] I responded that I qualify but not with my head... Never got an invite. What did I do wrong?
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- must have gone trough puberty while still being 9 years old
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1 ReplyMust be fluent in hive and fallen languages
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6 RepliesMust still have virginity.
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Must have size D or larger bust size, must speak 3 languages, must have done Vault of Glass blindfolded, must be vegan, and must have Touch of Malice masterwork.
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1 Replymust have edge transit fully master worked.
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Must be circumcised.
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1 ReplyMust be Emilia Clarke
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1 ReplyNeed 2. Self rez warlocks only!
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Must be a big titty goth.
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Must have made it to the volcano level on The Lion King SNES
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Must carry me.
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3 RepliesHaha, I like that your requirements state 'females only' AND 'must be a manslave to eris'
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3 RepliesMust have sacrificed a goat Must be a virgin Must not be loved by your family Must have no life Must know what to do and absolutely make no mistake or you get kicked and reported Must have fully masterworked ghorn (will check) Must be 800+ light level Must have gone flawless in trials 100+ times Must have a 20.0+ KD