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Edited by ABefuddledLion:
12/29/2018 3:48:23 PM
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Xur Has a Smelly Rig
And he's a [i]Titan[/i]ic jerk. He runs around like a [i]Stag[/i] trampling our exotic dreams like so many [i]Ophidia Spathe[/i]s. Leaving nothing but [i]Ashen[/i] his [i]Wake[/i] and a reminder of that girl [i]D.A.R.C.I[/i] that dumped you at junior prom.
Edit: we made tending!
I hope everybody has a happy new year and if you’re bored feel free to check out my channel YouTube.com/AustinJ and I’ll be live-streaming shortly on twitch.tv/Austin_J
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1 ReplyI use to love reading shit like this. creative, funny sometimes. entertaining to say the least. those were the days when the Noodlefaced Prison nutsack still had a purpose. now, I read this and, although creative, and Kudos to you, I just... have absolutely no intention of Finding this brillo pad of humanoid. going to Xur for loot is like going to McDonalds to stick to your 2000 Cal a Day Diet. Useless. what they SHOULD DO IS..... Once you unlock a Said, Forsaken Exotic, of Y2. that Exotic will be available in the loot pool every week.
