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7/25/2018 10:00:57 AM
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How do I seduce this 40 year old latina milf at my job? (serious)
I'm a 22 year old sexually frustrated male and that woman is a goddess that I want for myself
English
#Offtopic
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15 Replies[i][/i] inb4 I'm a single latina mother and a 22 year-old is trying to seduce me thread
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try the "Texas Belt-buckle."
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Unless she's showing interest in you, you're wasting your time. In her eyes, someone 22 is young enough to be one of her children, and for that reason alone, she's unlikely to see you that way. If she were inclined to see you that way, you'd know by now. Because she's already picked you as a potential lover, and is just trying to let you know she's willing to explore that possibility.
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Could always use the old but gold bucket of fried chicken.
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Edited by Corruptz: 7/26/2018 6:44:05 AMJust trip and grab. Works 0% percent on the time. I like these odds
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Edited by Warlock: 7/26/2018 12:08:07 PM[b]Don't[/b]. Latina women are -blam!-ing crazy, man
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You don't. They seduce you.
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Pull out your E G G S
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Rohypnol
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You got no chance no matter how much advice you get. But since I’m a nice guy I’ll give you to only advice that matters. Have confidence. Don’t fake it. It will come off fake or you’ll seem cocky (not the same as confident). Also have you ever heard the phrase, “don’t shit where you eat.” Don’t pick up women at work.
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1 ReplyBruh, I already told you!
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2 RepliesSorry no hablo espanol [spoiler]i don’t do the good inglish either[/spoiler]
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Send pics and I’ll tell you how to proceed.
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Ask her for her green card.
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1 ReplyGotta act like you don't care. She can smell the desperation on you.
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Idk show her your passport or something
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Step 1.) Smile at her and lick your eyebrows. Step 2.) If she says she wants a shower, tell her she is out of towels and you will lick her dry. Step 3.) Offer to babysit and mow her lawn. Step 4.) Probably disregard everything I say unless you have the self confidence to pull it off, in which case, you are in like Flynn!
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2 RepliesSorry to say ,and you truly won’t understand until you reach that age. You’re viewing her as a goddess, & she’s viewing you as a child. Unless she enjoys robbing the cradle you don’t have a chance.
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[b]Option number 1[/b] Learn a bit of Spanish and use the love language to seduce her. [b]Option number 2[/b] Just talk to her in general about the common things you two share together. Like work. [b]Option number 3[/b] [spoiler]kidnap her and do the rest.[/spoiler]
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Toast>envelope
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You don’t.
