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11/26/2017 11:37:05 PM
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How did Bungie cock it up? I want analogies
Bungie had a Lamborghini Diablo and gave us a Audi R8 😂😂
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#destiny2
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Ordered puss got served dick!
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3 RepliesWas promised Gal Gadot, got your mom instead
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3 RepliesEdited by RoseScythe: 11/27/2017 5:20:42 AMIs Bungie say; [i]Hey, boy of the fan. I give you daughter for 1 potato.[/i] Boy of fan is excite! Is quick give 1 potato for daughter, but he is surprise.. [spoiler]She is deform from malnourish![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGoing from Destiny 1 to Destiny 2 is like going from Teen Titans to Teen Titans GO.
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Edited by One Shot Ted: 11/28/2017 8:40:15 PMWe were promised the best PvE game on the market. We were given a shitty PvP system with a few story missions on the side.
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1 ReplyHad a Switch, gave us a GBA with a sticker on the back saying the "NEW Nintendo Switch".
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Wanted to visit those mountains over in the distance... Got Titan.
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11 RepliesWe were told the girl would be a 10, what we were met with was Luke Smith in a dress
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We wanted to f**k the bad guys. The bad guys decided to f**k us intead, and they went in dry.
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5 RepliesIt’s like they promised Halo 3 but gave us Halo Reach.
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If this game was an r8 I would enjoy it. This is a dump truck that got hit by an artillery shell.
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1 ReplyWe ask for a red lambo. They gave us an orange lambo. We act like babies because it's the wrong color. Truth.
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5 RepliesWanted boobs received balls.
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I wanted Exp...
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I wanted Destiny but got Destiny 2 😞
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We ALL got catfished and Luke Smith in drag was on the other end instead of a hot chick.
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2 RepliesEdited by Eldzdyn: 11/27/2017 10:51:28 PMWe were promised a good game and even better we got Destiny 2 which is a great game. Did I do it right? ;) Hahaha.
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2 RepliesDestiny 2 is the shit streaked toilet bowl in a public restroom.
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2 Replies[quote]Bungie had a Lamborghini Diablo and gave us a Audi R8 😂😂[/quote] Bungie is as useless as a Fallopian tube on a lesbian. A wet fart in church on Easter Sunday is more exciting then this game.
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In Destiny, Bungie had a game that managed to be far more than the sum of its wildly mismatched parts. In Destiny 2, Bungie created a game that consisted of parts that were maybe a bit less mismatched... but it was the sum of those parts. Good but unexceptional.
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1 ReplyBungie had a Lambo and made a Ford Pinto
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Edited by tjtremor: 11/28/2017 1:54:30 AMwhat !? doesn't feel like a R8 feels more like we got a Ford Pinto
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Lmao I’d take an R8 over a Diablo any day.
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Edited by Xzabath: 11/28/2017 1:24:20 AMBungie had a ride in a limo, now theyre a paraplegic reetarhd riding the short bus. (wtf why is that censored)
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2 Replies[quote]Bungie had a Lamborghini Diablo and gave us a Audi R8 😂😂[/quote] You mean a Robin Reliant.
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We wanted James Earl Jones as the voice of the ghost but what we got was a teenage COD player who slept with your mum.
