Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
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Bill, Jim, and Scott rent out the penthouse of an infinitely tall skyscraper with levels separated by n+1 staircases, where n is the level preceding the staircase. After ascending a few levels, Jim gets fed up, and decides to descend 1/12 staircases below ground. While Jim spent the weekend enjoying the penthouse, unfortunately, Bill and Scott never made it there.
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That. Was. Perfect. Gg m8
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RIP in piece sad story teller guy. Also, you almost made me laugh out loud in public. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Edited by Gamerdude0072: 10/18/2017 1:55:20 PMBreaking news a body was found in a hotel staircase after a fight occured yesterday night. This is john doe of generic news channel and ill be your reporter
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Scott took the express elevator to the ground floor, but not before Bill & Jim lifted his wallet so they could purchase a room on the 1st floor.
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I dont get it
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F[b]u[/b]cking hell...
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I loike this.
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Edited by M-Sprang: 10/18/2017 1:05:04 PMAyyy.