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Edited by Wholesome Sand Eater:
7/12/2017 4:21:24 AM
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Offtopic, I have a girl story for you.
I have a boring job thats complete garbage, the whole city is a -blam!-ing dump, and no one wants to live here. Than one day, a new girl moves in next to me. Shes white, 10/10 gorgeous blue eyes, cutest laugh you'll ever hear. I eventually worked up the courage to talk to her. Turns out shes super intelligent, very modern, even environment focused. She has some weird name I cant spell or even try to write. I decide to show her around, I bring her to my place. It's absolute trash, but she doesn't seem to care.
We end up watching a movie after a while. She wants to light up, I decide to oblige. I end up giving her some weed. Anything to get laid. She totally digs it, she takes a deep pull. I think i've found the one. After some time she gets really weird, wont respond to me. I try to do some stuff with her, no responce. Totally ignoring me, wont even play games with me.
Later I find out shes leaving town. Oh hell no. I've been wanting out of this wasteland my whole life. I need to follow her. Right as her ride picks her up, I sneak in the back. Stoaway, she doesn't know. We blast off. Suddenly im flying through space. We end up on the Axiom. Im Wall-E. Theres a whole world made out out of yonkers.
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1 ReplyEdited by Captain Kirk: 7/15/2017 9:49:30 PMI don't remember the scene where Wall-E and Eve smoke weed[spoiler]Warp Speed![/spoiler] EDIT: Oh. Just caught on to that. The plant..
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You just made my day
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Quality.
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5 RepliesThis was adorable
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Topkek
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2 RepliesThis was beautiful. We need more of these types of things
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2 RepliesWuts wall-E?
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Damn dude.
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How sweet [spoiler]😍Goals af😍[/spoiler][spoiler]sike i dont really care[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI thought someone here would have been West Philadelphia born and raised
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10/10 would read again.
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That was gr8 m8 I r8 8/8 XD
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. . . [i]Twirls Mustache Impressedly[/i]
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1 Reply[i] [/i]
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1 ReplySkipped to the end, disappoint
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Can't believe I got WICK'D that easily
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Hmmm.
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It turns out she was trying to smuggle the weed to her uncle, but when she goes to regurgitate it, they can't find it. She gets sent to a psychiatric ward since no one in their right mind would hide drugs in their stomachs. OP manages to break her out after having to deal with her neat-freak cousin who probably has Aspergers. Afterwards, it is revealed that OP suffers from premature ejaculation.
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2 Replies[quote]I need to follow her. Right as her ride picks her up, I sneak in the back. Stoaway, she doesn't know. We blast off. Suddenly im flying through space. We end up on the Axiom. Im Wall-E. Theres a whole world made out out of yonkers.[/quote] Uh, stalker alert?
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Did you toast/envelope?
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5 RepliesHave a fidget spinner ߷
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1 ReplyJust skipped to the end because any time there is a story on bnet it's some bs 99% of the time
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8 RepliesSo did you guys bang or no?
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1 Reply8/8 good shitpost
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10/10 quality post
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1 ReplyMeme god. Bump.
