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Edited by Kaishi Ritsu:
7/11/2017 1:30:11 AM
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Best in mother Russia jokes post one
In soviet Russia you don't hunt animals animals hunt you
Feel free to copy the first part of that and post your own
Will someone tell me if it's in soviet Russia or in mother Russia?
Jokes jokes jokes galore enjoy your night everyone have a laugh too!
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In soviet Russia, TV watches you...
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2 RepliesIn Soviet Russia, you have the right to arm bears.
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3 RepliesIn soviet Russia CNN reports real news
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1 ReplyEdited by Commander Tempu: 7/9/2017 7:10:18 PM[spoiler]Watch it or Chuck Norris will Mother Russia you in your sleep. [/spoiler]
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Mother Russia is my grocery store
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In soviet russia I am the sharpest tool in the shed.
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In Soviet Russia cops do their job.
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In America, you break law. [spoiler][i]In Soviet Russia, law break you![/i][/spoiler] [spoiler]VERE ARE DE SYMPATHISERS!??!![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBest ammunition
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5 RepliesIn soviet Russia I have the will to live
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1 ReplyIn soviet russia, you don't go to brothels, the brothels go to you.
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2 RepliesIn Soviet Russia, booty grabs you.
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Edited by Liam_the_Censor: 7/11/2017 1:37:40 AMIn Soviet Russia, you hack the Russians. *drops mic*
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2 Repliesin soviet russia pokemon catch YOU
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1 ReplyIn Russia, thread bumps you.
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1 ReplyIn USA mice eat cheese, in Soviet Russia cheese eat the mice. In USA you smoke a cigarette, In Soviet Russia cigarette smoke you
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9 Repliesin soviet russia weather fight wars, not military
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1 ReplyIn soviet Russia men shave using hand gun *holds gun up to face* *blam* *blam*
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1 Replyin soviet russia, no one is a cyka blyat on CSGO
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3 RepliesIn Soviet Russia, you keep fur coat warm. In Soviet Russia, women -blam!- you. In Soviet Russia, you keep umbrella dry.
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1 ReplyIn Soviet Russia STALKER get out of you In Soviet Russia vodka drink you In Soviet Russia AK shoots you Roses are red violets are blue in Soviet Russia poem write you
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2 RepliesIn soviet Russia bass drops you In soviet Russia mic drops you * sips hot chocolate *
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7 RepliesEdited by Romans43: 7/9/2017 5:35:50 AMIn Soviet Russia, corpses screw you! [spoiler]necrophilia[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIn soviet Russia girl samples you [spoiler](͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIn Mother Russia, president assassinates you.
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1 ReplyEdited by Furiously Dashing: 7/9/2017 1:38:50 PMIn America, you sniff out pootin'. In Soviet Russia... [spoiler][i]Putin sniff out you.[/i][/spoiler]
