Me and my fireteam finally beat ghaul... And we MUST tell you how it ended!
For the first time ever, a raid boss was given a cinematic fight... after dropping his health 1% the cutscene rolled... Ghaul stomped on the ground and sent us flying into the walls, killing us all. He pulled out a 128oz can of red bull, chugged it and looked into the camera while giving us a thumbs up and picked back up his chain gun, rested in on his shoulder after picking up his giant spiked shield... We thought all was lost... but suddenly, someone broke through the ceiling.
It was smoggypluto and master rahool... the dynamic duo pulled out their gjallarhorns and fired at ghaul... sadly the light levels on the gjallarhorns were 40 levels lower than the raid requirements so it did no damage. Ghaul smacked smoggypluto and master rahool off the tower railing to his right and laugh triumphantly....
But then... our savior came... The purple ball bounced into the chamber and pulled out a desert eagle one shotting ghaul by shooting him in the face... The ball turned to us and magically released us and disappeared into the vast darkness so we could get our raid rewards...
In the end we all get legendary engrams and glimmer, except for the 8 year old we were carrying timmy who got a maxed 350 light dubious volley...
All beware when you enter the raid, it is long... 9 checkpoints, one is saving the speaker, than retrieving our ghosts, defeating the rampant fatebringer and attending a PTA meeting. We didn't think we could get through it... but after 13 hours...we did..
Tell me what you got from the raid!
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Well, the raid mechanics were complicated. I inevitably got lost in Australia trying to fight my way to the giant toaster. I was killed by a platypus.
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Dick stuck in toaster!!!
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I got disappointment in Bungie.
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69% for VoG boi
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Edited by KayOsS882: 7/11/2017 4:17:58 PMI got error code and kicked right before. got a middle finger as a reward.
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12 strange coins and 5 motes.
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I got the crushed Red Bull can
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Did it solo.
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I got... stuck in LFG because I didn't have the shader and the emblem and the ship and the sparrow and the yoloswag420blazeithymenbuster69 rocket launcher.
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I got the light level 9000 gjallarbreaker
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"Billy Bob's Hoedown Throwdown" exotic HC, and an Ozark Mts., region-locked "I Kissed My Sister" emblem.
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Grilled cheese sammich.