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Edited by ABefuddledLion:
6/2/2017 6:10:22 PM
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The Light Makes Xur Hard... To Find
He was last seen trying to Crest the mount of Alpha Lupi, walking Third in line with a Man in a Mask. It is said they were in Dire need of a Skull, possibly belonging to a long dead Ahamkara.
Edit: top three. How hard is xur...to find now?
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Xur got beaches lol.
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1 ReplyYou make me hard
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6 RepliesWhere the -blam!- is xür
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1 ReplyRead that without thinking about the exotics.. just a bunch of random shit thrown together just like all my school papers smh
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9 RepliesDamn it lion!
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1 ReplyEdge lord much?
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5 RepliesHe's in the lighthouse
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1 ReplyIn b4 ninja ban.
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5 Replies[b]HARD TO FIND? HUH?[/b] I just want to know why he hasn't sold the STEALTH DRIVE for SPARROWS in months!
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5 RepliesEven with his [i]hard light[/i], Xur is still nothing but a perverted [i]husk of the pit[/i] who was [i]fireborn[/i] from the [i]dreg[/i]s of society. I care not where he is. For [i]each new day[/i] the authorities draw closer. Besides... Odds are he's being a [i]dark drinker[/i] at the tower bar. Hopefully this time they'll arrest him before he is [i]long far gone[/i].
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1 ReplyAhamkara hmmm I'll sell ya the skull for 5 strange coins beat those prices xur ha!
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5 RepliesYou are treading a fine line my friend. I hate to see someone as witty and funny as yourself get permobanned from these forums. In an age full of salty haters it's quite refreshing to read your posts. I would hate to see that go away.
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2 RepliesHe is at the jukebox.
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8 RepliesAt this point you should just make it a weekly Xur review. Just saying
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1 ReplyNo Xur's really a "Hard Light"... to find [spoiler]BAD DUM CRASH![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDem puns doe!
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1 ReplyEdited by OldboyVicious: 6/2/2017 9:48:48 PMLove these punny posts!
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16 RepliesThis is good. But I was expecting the phrase "over penetrate" from the flavor text out of you.
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3 RepliesYour dedication is impressive.
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9 RepliesI thought these were supposed to be family friendly
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4 RepliesNice cringy post
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1 ReplySeriously guys? These puns just stopped being funny at this point...
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1 ReplyWhat's the point of this?
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MilkIn forum jail again. Be back soon. 💕🥛 - 5/13/2024 9:49:32 PM
