[quote] Hey everybody, did the news get around About a guy named Butcher Pete Oh, Pete just flew into this town And he's choppin' up all the women's meat [Chorus] He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin' He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin' He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin' He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop All you fellas gotta watch your wives ‘Cause Pete don't care whose meat he chops [Chorus] Ever since Pete flew into town He's been havin' a ball Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around Single women, married women, old maids and all [Chorus] Wakes up in the morning, half past five Chops from sunrise to sunset I don't see how he stays alive Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete yet [Chorus] The police put Pete in jail Yes, he finally met his fate But when they came to pay his bail They found him choppin' on his cell mate [Chorus] That Butcher Pete is a crazy man Tries to chop down the wind and the rain Just hacks on anything he can get Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet[/quote] Abortion restrictions are mandated by state. Usually second latest... not third. I dont even get the relation to that last statement Edit: to quote