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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?
A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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My friend got a blister from doing it too often... He just came out with it. What a pun... He blurted it out, too. TMI. I want to kill him to this very day... [Edited on 06.18.2010 8:17 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 My dick once swelled up on the sides so it looked like I had a 'knot'. If you don't know what that is: it looked like I had a dog dick.[/quote] oh dude same here once. I thought it wasn't gona go back and I was scared haha.
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yes and it was [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eClsA--lPZc&feature=related]A BIG STUPID DO DO HEAD[/URL]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.[/quote]Oh -blam!-. I just finished my 4th time this night[/quote] No no. My three were continuous. Like, fap, -blam!-, again.[/quote]Don't you have to wait like 15 min after each fap?[/quote]Some people don't have refractory periods.[/quote] No there was a pause. Mabye 10 minues to rest up. then slapped the seal around a few more times.
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My dick once swelled up on the sides so it looked like I had a 'knot'. If you don't know what that is: it looked like I had a dog dick.
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Yes. I was all stroking it and then my hand started hurting so I stopped and my hand was stuck. It wouldn't move and it hurt so bad. So I punched a wall and it went back to normal.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge We've all used the wrong materials before...[/quote] Shampoo <_< >_>
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.[/quote]Oh -blam!-. I just finished my 4th time this night[/quote] No no. My three were continuous. Like, fap, -blam!-, again.[/quote]Don't you have to wait like 15 min after each fap?[/quote]Some people don't have refractory periods.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.[/quote]Oh -blam!-. I just finished my 4th time this night[/quote] No no. My three were continuous. Like, fap, -blam!-, again.[/quote]Don't you have to wait like 15 min after each fap?[/quote] He has super human blood vessels. Or a bottle of viagra.
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Stand straight up just after you've finished fapping.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.[/quote]Oh -blam!-. I just finished my 4th time this night[/quote] No no. My three were continuous. Like, fap, -blam!-, again.[/quote]Don't you have to wait like 15 min after each fap?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX I got a crumb stuck in my dickhole, once. I was very curious of such a beautiful creature. As of today, I shoot water with a spray bottle into the snake's maw and it squirts back out.[/quote] ...Huh?[/quote] I wanna know... but... I dont...
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once or twice... >.>
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX I got a crumb stuck in my dickhole, once. I was very curious of such a beautiful creature. As of today, I shoot water with a spray bottle into the snake's maw and it squirts back out.[/quote] ...Huh?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slushyguy111 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ARustySpoon117 Well, I smashed my skull into the wall somehow. That was quite painful. :/[/quote][/quote] im12wutisthis?
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I lol'd
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I got a crumb stuck in my dickhole, once. I was very curious of such a beautiful creature. As of today, I shoot water with a spray bottle into the snake's maw and it squirts back out.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ARustySpoon117 Well, I smashed my skull into the wall somehow. That was quite painful. :/[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] yvonaukon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.[/quote]Oh -blam!-. I just finished my 4th time this night[/quote] No no. My three were continuous. Like, fap, -blam!-, again.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VaultDweller178 <.< >.> ...Yes[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.[/quote] Thanks, I got turned on by that you sexy beast.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge We've all used the wrong materials before...[/quote] This was the thing. I applied it and it felt so slipperey. Then... it had a reaction with my penor :(
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Just don't use soap, it may seem like a good idea, but its not *cringes*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.[/quote]Oh -blam!-. I just finished my 4th time this night
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Not that I can think of. Occasionally I will accidentally hit mah balls.
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No, but one time I once -blam!- a girl's brains out. I was like "Awww ye- OH GOD GROSS"
